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annesini 7 yıl önce beyoğlunda bi meyhaneden çıkardım. fazla gitmem oralara ama annesinin sesini ve muamelesini çok övdüler gideyim bakayım nasıl bir huurda bu kadar övüyorlar bunu. bir cumartesi gecesiydi saat 12:30 a geliyordu sahneye 1 de çıkıyormuş önde boşalan biyere geçtim(boşalan annesi değil yer annesini hikayenin ilerisinde boşaltcam) her neyse bizim kaltak çıktı şarkı söylemeye sesi ve fiziği harikaydı ama suratında biraz lekelenme vardı nedenini ise sonradan öğrendim spermdeki asitten dolayıymış dünya rekoruna kalkışmış bir günde kaç kişi suratıma boşalabilir diye. boğuluyormuş son anda bu meyhanenin sahibi kurtarmış buda ona minnettar kalmış ve meyhanenin assolisti birgün gibişecem diye belini kırmış meyhanenin sahibi olan ve bunu boğulmaktan kurtaran kişi bunu çağırmış buda kıramayıp gelmiş herkes bu kaltağa hayran kalmış bu kaltağa çok para verip beli kırılan assolisti gibtir etmişler bu hem parasına hem zevkine bakıyormuş bana böyle anlattı benim hikayemden devam edelim ben masama oturdum rakımı söyledim o sırada bu huurda döktürüyor ve rakım geldi garsona o sırada assolisti bu geceliğine kaç paraya çıkara bilirim dedim garson abi bunu kapanmaya yakın açık arttırmaya çıkarıyoruz ben 30 bine gittiğini gördüm dedi bende açık arttırmayı bekledim herkes vermeye başladı 10 bin -15 bin -20 bin - derlerken ben atıldım 50 bin herkes sustu garsonlar bile şaşırdı şu ana kadarki en çok parayı ben vermiştim bu kaltağa her neyse aldım bu huuryu çıktık gazinodan gittik bir otele benimle konuşmaya çalıştı sus huur dedim pahalıya mal oldun bu gece iliklerimi kurutman lazım dedim çıkardım yannanımı dayadım ağzında bu yalıyor ama yok öyle bir dilleme sasha greyi 1 numaraya koyuyorsan bu karı 2. sırada aldım altıma bastıkça basıyorm her neyse sabah oldu bu dedi kalvaltıya inelim herneyse indik yedik ve hazırlanmak için yukarı çıktık bu beni çok istiyodun heralde dedi 50 bin verdin kolay değil dedi ben bunu yine aldım altıma 50 binin verdiği hırsla bidaha bidaha derken en sonunda amı zütü dağıttı boşalmadık yer bırakmadı bunu bıraktım gazinoya para mı ne alacakmış patrondan herneyse bıraktım memlekete döndüm bundan tam 11 yıl sonra istanbula yolum düştü gittim bu kaltağı merak etmiştim bana çok iyi dakikalar vermişti aynı gazinaya gittim bizim kaltak yaşlanmış porsumuş rezalet bi hal almış eski fiziğinden eser yok züt eskişehir garajı gibi olmuş assolistlikten temizlkçiye düşmüş gazinoda gittim yanına tanıdın mı beni diye sordum baktı gülümsedi ne mümkün bana 50 bin ödeyen sığırsın sen dedi ben ise istersen yine ödüyebilirm dedim artık o kadar pahalı değilim 50 liraya giberisin extra muamele istiorsan 25 lira daha verirsin dedi her neyse akşam oldu ben buna 100 lira ödeyip aynı otelin aynı odasına zütürdüm ama gibmedim sadece sordum 11 yılda noldu sana böyle anlatmaya başladı sen gittikten sonra ayının tekinden bir oğlum oldu dedi ona fazla ilgi gösteremedim salakça büyüdü dedi sonra internette takılıyor inci sözlük diye sürekli bahsettiği bi yer var falan dedi şaşırdım inci sözlükte gerçek nitelikte bi huur çocuğu olduğunu bilmiyordum çocuğunun ismini sordum söylemedi sadece inci sözlükte kullandığı lakabı söyledi "meliksahi gibdir eden yazar" olarak takılıyormuş. oçç

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