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1 liraya karşı fobim

  1. 1.
    +732 -94
    siz siz olun 1 lirayı parmağa sokmayın amk bugün soktum da beynimden kaynar sular döküldü çıkmayınca amk derste canım sıkılıyordu oynuyordum bir anda soktum sonra çıkaramadım tuvalete felan gittim sabunlar denedim söve söve çıktım yukarı müdür yardımcısına gittim ne oldu dedi eli çıkardım gösterdim gülmeye başladı aqWŞQWEAŞfg sonra güldük baya bi aradı babamı babam geldi aldı o da gülüyo da kızdı baya sonra gittik acile çıkardım kimliği verdim işte dedi ne yazalım muayane mi çıkardım gösterdim kadın şok oldu AŞSFASŞDFhg girdim içeri işte hemşireler doktorlar felan toplandı başıma hele hemşireler yok mu ahhh utandım kızardım da bir yandan pişkin pişkin gülüyorum sonra doktor geldi denedi o da sabunla sonra 112den yüzük kesici getirdiler de öyle çıktı. bu şekilde 1 liraya karşı fobim oluştu
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  2. 2.
    +340 -8
    Ulan sen nasil bir malsin paraya parmagini sokmak nedir (:
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    1. 1.
      +139 -6
      iyiki parmağını sokmuş amk.
      Düşünsenize 2 saat malafatı indirmeye çalışıyor :D
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      1. 1.
        +22
        @1 ağır liseli
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      2. 2.
        0
        bkz. Ruzzel ile ilişkiye giren adam
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    3. 2.
      +8
      iyi gibmemiş en azından
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    4. 3.
      +4 -3
      Su gulusu yapmayin amk eksici gavatlari
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    5. 4.
      +5
      Alparslan reyis adamdır.
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      1. 1.
        +1
        Eyvallah kardesim
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    7. 5.
      0
      Şuku şelalesi.
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    8. 6.
      0
      Sokacak bisey yok aga buda parmak sokmus
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    9. 7.
      +2
      Fizik sınavına çalışırken sıkıntıdan kulağıma uçlu kalemin arkasını sokmuştum bi çıkarttım arka kapağı yok acilde çıkardılar doktorlar falan acayip dalga geçmişlerdi
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      10. diğerleri 5
  4. 3.
    +223 -36
    Liseli oldugunu farkedince okumayi biraktim
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    1. 1.
      +1 -5
      Ah garboşko sen varya çok ince yapıyosun :D
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    2. 2.
      +1
      Sen ne diyon amk bilmediğin kelimeleri deyimleri kullanma
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    3. 3.
      +3
      Parayi nasil deldigine sasiran yok mu amk
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    4. 4.
      +1
      lise terk mi oluyorsun şimdi panpa
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      5. diğerleri 2
  6. 4.
    +122 -1
    dıbınakodumun işsiz ruh hastası mazoşist puştu
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    1. 1.
      +6
      helal et panpa

      Forum donanımhaberden çalmış eksileyin kekoyu http://forum.donanimhaber.com/m_116576841/tm.htm
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  8. 5.
    +35 -78
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    1. 1.
      +33 -8
      araya " v " leri unutmuşsun
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    2. 2.
      +6 -2
      Çıkardım rahatla
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    3. 3.
      +7
      Emek var şuku
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    4. 4.
      0
      ooooooo
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    5. 5.
      +5
      Ben bu kadar stratejik gülen bir insan görmedim tebrikler panpa
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    6. 6.
      0
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      Tümünü Göster
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    7. 7.
      0
      Komik mi lan yarram gülüyon zütt
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    8. 8.
      0
      Hunharca gülemeyen adam gibtir git uyu amk
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      9. diğerleri 6
  10. 6.
    +102 -1
    Her bulduğun deliğe bi şey sokma amk. Meslek liseli misin lan bin
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  11. 7.
    +49
    Vuaaaiii koca yürekli liseli
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    1. 1.
      +3
      helal et panpa

      Forum donanımhaberden çalmış eksileyin kekoyu http://forum.donanimhaber.com/m_116576841/tm.htm
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  13. 8.
    +46 -1
    Millet 1 lira bulamıyor binin yaptığına yap
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    1. 1.
      0
      Editle panpa
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  15. 9.
    +43 -3
    1 lirayı nasıl parmagina geçirdin
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    1. 1.
      0
      Aynen knk
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    2. 2.
      +2
      Ortası çıkabiliyor ben çıkarmıştım hatta parmağıma sokmayı denicektim sonra vazgeçtim
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  17. 10.
    +30 -3
    1 lirayı nasıl deldin amk
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    1. 1.
      +4
      biride çıkıp bunu dememis amk suku
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    2. 2.
      0
      1 lirayı 10-20 kere tüm gücünle sert bi zemine fırlat deliniyormu deliniyormu gorursun
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    3. 3.
      0
      bunu ispatlamak icin harcadıgın zamanı gibeyim o halde
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      4. diğerleri 1
  19. 11.
    +3 -28
    Liseliyim bende yarın denicem panpa
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  20. 12.
    +14 -7
    iyi olmuş liseli parmağını keseydilerde entry giremeyeydin bidaha.
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  21. 13.
    +11 -2
    Dolar kullaniyorum
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  22. 14.
    +9
    yanlış yere sokmuşsun etki yapmış
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    1. 1.
      +1
      Versin şukunu
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  24. 15.
    +3
    Zoru basarmissin mk
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  25. 16.
    +2
    Hasgibtir gerçek bir hikaye hemen çükülemem gerek
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  26. 17.
    +2
    1 tlnin ortasını düşürüp zevkini parmaktan almaya çalışan koca yürekli liseli
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  27. 18.
    +1 -1
    Bi liran bile cakma amm
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    1. 1.
      +1
      Nr çakması dalyannan o Atatürk kısmı çıkıyor zorlarsan
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  29. 19.
    +2
    Tebrik ediyorum
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  30. 20.
    +1
    O zaman 50 kuruş takacan tırrek
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