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[Jeff Dunham]
Good evening Achmed !

[Achmed]
Good evening… Infidel…

[Jeff Dunham]
So you’re a terrorist ?

[Achmed]
Yes. I’m a terrorist.

[Jeff Dunham]
What kind of terrorist ?

[Achmed]
A terrifying… terrorist. Are you scared ?

[Jeff Dunham]
Not really, no.

[Achmed]
AHHHH. And now ?

[Jeff Dunham]
Not really, no…

[Achmed]
AHH AHHHHHHH. How about now ?

[Jeff Dunham]
No.

[Achmed]
God damn it ! Oh… I… I mean “Allah damn it”… Silence ! I kill you !

[Jeff Dunham]
So “Akmed”…

[Achmed]
No no it’s “Achmed”.

[Jeff Dunham]
That’s what I said.

[Achmed]
No you said “Akmed”, it’s “Achmed” rrrr rrrr… Silence ! I kill you !

[Achmed]
How do you spell it ?

[Achmed]
What ?

[Jeff Dunham]
How do you, how do you spell your name ?

[Achmed]
Well let’s see… A, C, flemer… Silence ! I kill you.

[Jeff Dunham]
So Achmed if you’re a terrorist I would suppose you have some sort of specialty ?

[Achmed]
Yes, I’m a suicide-bomber.

[Jeff Dunham]
Ah ! So you’re finished ?

[Achmed]
What ?

[Jeff Dunham]
You’ve done your job.

[Achmed]
No I haven’t.

[Jeff Dunham]
But you’re dead.

[Achmed]
No I’m not. I feel fine.

[Jeff Dunham]
But you’re all bone.

[Achmed]
It’s a flesh wound… Silence! I kill you! What the hell happened to my feet ? Son of a b*** ! What the hell ?!… Stop touching meee ! I kill you !

[Jeff Dunham]
Just hold on I’ll fix it.

[Achmed]
Ok. Wait wait, what are you doing ? Holy crap I’m in the air ! Wait wait ! Wait something’s backward… I need some ligaments !

[Jeff Dunham]
Just sit still.

[Achmed]
Ok, I would not move my ass.

[Walter]
You idiot you don’t have an ass !

[Achmed]
Is that Walter ? He scares the crap out of me ! Please do not put me back in the same suitcase !

[Jeff Dunham]
Why

[Achmed]
He has gases. Saddam’s mustard gas was nothing compared to a Walter’s fart !

[Walter]
(laughs)

[Achmed]
It’s not funny ! He will kill us !

[Jeff Dunham]
Listen Achmed, I have something to tell you.

[Achmed]
What?

[Jeff Dunham]
You really are dead.

[Achmed]
Are you sure ?

[Jeff Dunham]
Yes.

[Achmed]
I’ve just got my flu shot…

[Jeff Dunham]
You really are dead!

[Achmed]
Wait, if I am dead, that means I’ll get my seventy-two virgins… Are you my virgins ?! I hope not.

[Jeff Dunham]
Why ?

[Achmed]
There’s a bunch of ugly ass guys up there ! If this is paradise, I’ve been screwed !!

[Jeff Dunham]
Why, did they say it would be only female virgins ?

[Achmed]
Holy crap !!! Wait, I can have Clay Aiken ! (laughs) I told a joke !

[Jeff Dunham]
So listen Achmed, where do you come from ?

[Achmed]
Your f*ckin’ suitcase ? (laughs) I told another one !

[Jeff Dunham]
Look, if you’ve been in my suitcase all this time, how do you got through the security at the airport ?

[Achmed]
It’s easy, he opened the case and I go “Helloooooo ! I am Lindsey Lohan”. (Laughs) I, I told another joke. I can do this crap too. Ok there’s another one : “Two jews, walking in a bar…”

[Jeff Dunham]
No ! No !

[Achmed]
What ?

[Jeff Dunham]
No !

[Achmed]
What ? You don’t let Jews in your bars ? You racist b*st*rd !

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