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[Jeff Dunham]
Good evening Achmed !
[Achmed]
Good evening… Infidel…
[Jeff Dunham]
So you’re a terrorist ?
[Achmed]
Yes. I’m a terrorist.
[Jeff Dunham]
What kind of terrorist ?
[Achmed]
A terrifying… terrorist. Are you scared ?
[Jeff Dunham]
Not really, no.
[Achmed]
AHHHH. And now ?
[Jeff Dunham]
Not really, no…
[Achmed]
AHH AHHHHHHH. How about now ?
[Jeff Dunham]
No.
[Achmed]
God damn it ! Oh… I… I mean “Allah damn it”… Silence ! I kill you !
[Jeff Dunham]
So “Akmed”…
[Achmed]
No no it’s “Achmed”.
[Jeff Dunham]
That’s what I said.
[Achmed]
No you said “Akmed”, it’s “Achmed” rrrr rrrr… Silence ! I kill you !
[Achmed]
How do you spell it ?
[Achmed]
What ?
[Jeff Dunham]
How do you, how do you spell your name ?
[Achmed]
Well let’s see… A, C, flemer… Silence ! I kill you.
[Jeff Dunham]
So Achmed if you’re a terrorist I would suppose you have some sort of specialty ?
[Achmed]
Yes, I’m a suicide-bomber.
[Jeff Dunham]
Ah ! So you’re finished ?
[Achmed]
What ?
[Jeff Dunham]
You’ve done your job.
[Achmed]
No I haven’t.
[Jeff Dunham]
But you’re dead.
[Achmed]
No I’m not. I feel fine.
[Jeff Dunham]
But you’re all bone.
[Achmed]
It’s a flesh wound… Silence! I kill you! What the hell happened to my feet ? Son of a b*** ! What the hell ?!… Stop touching meee ! I kill you !
[Jeff Dunham]
Just hold on I’ll fix it.
[Achmed]
Ok. Wait wait, what are you doing ? Holy crap I’m in the air ! Wait wait ! Wait something’s backward… I need some ligaments !
[Jeff Dunham]
Just sit still.
[Achmed]
Ok, I would not move my ass.
[Walter]
You idiot you don’t have an ass !
[Achmed]
Is that Walter ? He scares the crap out of me ! Please do not put me back in the same suitcase !
[Jeff Dunham]
Why
[Achmed]
He has gases. Saddam’s mustard gas was nothing compared to a Walter’s fart !
[Walter]
(laughs)
[Achmed]
It’s not funny ! He will kill us !
[Jeff Dunham]
Listen Achmed, I have something to tell you.
[Achmed]
What?
[Jeff Dunham]
You really are dead.
[Achmed]
Are you sure ?
[Jeff Dunham]
Yes.
[Achmed]
I’ve just got my flu shot…
[Jeff Dunham]
You really are dead!
[Achmed]
Wait, if I am dead, that means I’ll get my seventy-two virgins… Are you my virgins ?! I hope not.
[Jeff Dunham]
Why ?
[Achmed]
There’s a bunch of ugly ass guys up there ! If this is paradise, I’ve been screwed !!
[Jeff Dunham]
Why, did they say it would be only female virgins ?
[Achmed]
Holy crap !!! Wait, I can have Clay Aiken ! (laughs) I told a joke !
[Jeff Dunham]
So listen Achmed, where do you come from ?
[Achmed]
Your f*ckin’ suitcase ? (laughs) I told another one !
[Jeff Dunham]
Look, if you’ve been in my suitcase all this time, how do you got through the security at the airport ?
[Achmed]
It’s easy, he opened the case and I go “Helloooooo ! I am Lindsey Lohan”. (Laughs) I, I told another joke. I can do this crap too. Ok there’s another one : “Two jews, walking in a bar…”
[Jeff Dunham]
No ! No !
[Achmed]
What ?
[Jeff Dunham]
No !
[Achmed]
What ? You don’t let Jews in your bars ? You racist b*st*rd !
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