A K*rdish guy at the airport:
- Name?
+ Sıxo Hejin.
- Sex?
+ Three to five times a week.
- No, no… I mean male or female?
+ No, no, no! Only donkeys.
- Holy cow!
+ Yes, sometimes cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn’t that hostile?
+ Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
+ No, no! Deer run too fast.