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    beyler, "40 yapar mantığıyla okuyun!"

    1- gayse ne demek ne demek? (toplamda 19 karakter)

    2- orrospu çocuğu demek! (toplamda 19 karakter)

    yani :

    gayse ne demek? sorusunun cevabı = huur çocuğu demek!

    bu yapıdan yola çıkarak zaten gerçeği görüyoruz ancak gelin pekiştirelim şunu!

    g a l s r a y
    o r o s p u p

    neden galsray? çünkü bütün muallak başkanları galatasaray deme özürlüdür. tıpkı beştaş gibi bişey.

    hala itirazı olan varsa buyrun efendiler :

    g a l a t a s a r a y l ı p i ç l e r
    o r r o s p u n u n ç o c u k l a r ı

    burada huurda bulunan r yi bastırarak söylüyoruz çünkü bir değil iki kere huur çocuğudur bu muallakler! sebep zaten çok açık! bu muallak püskürtmelerini anaları doğurmayıp sıçmıştır! huurnun namusu zütü olduğuna göre, bu muallakler iki kere huur çocuğudur!
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