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    staj yerine gittim. ordaki patron beni gördü elimi sıkarak stajyer misin diye sordu? yemem dedim ben de. attılar işyerinden. sonra staj yapmadığım için okuldan atıldım. sonra iş bulamadım ailem falan beni reddetti. evsiz kaldım. gece bankamatikte uyurken tinerciler geldi. ya seni giberiz ya da öldürürüz dediler... sonra öldüm. ama yemem esprisi süperdi bence. ordaki sekreter hatun duysaydı kesin verirdi
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    madem öldün bunları nasıl yazıyon amk. yalanına sokuyum
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    onun yerine tinerciler vermiş ama
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    @2 giber
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    önce güldüm sonra basdım eksiyi.

    edit: http://inciswf.com/asdasdasd.swf
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    @3 3 yaşında beyler
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    içimde bi gülme hissi uyandı hatta bi hıh yaptım sonra sol elimi çenemden çekip yazmaya başladım...
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    güldürdü bin
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    @2 gibti
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    Hikayeni gibim panpa.
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    @1 herşey tamam da tinerciler geldiğinde 2 seçeneğin vardı biri ölmek biri gibilmek. ne kadar öldüm desen de bu entriyi yazdığına göre 2. seçenek gerçekleşmiş. geçmiş olsun.
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    @3 huur cocugu ya sıçtım altıma
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    yav ordaki mantık hatası kasten yapılmış zaten. açıklattırmayın amk bana

    http://inci.sozlukspot.com/e/55577731/
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    @31 boşalttım panpa gel
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    neyi boşalttın lan
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    havalı zütünü gibeyim senin bin kurutması
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    üzülün lan
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    şükku
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