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stajın ilk gününde yaptığım inanılmaz espri

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    staj yerine gittim. ordaki patron beni gördü elimi sıkarak stajyer misin diye sordu? yemem dedim ben de. attılar işyerinden. sonra staj yapmadığım için okuldan atıldım. sonra iş bulamadım ailem falan beni reddetti. evsiz kaldım. gece bankamatikte uyurken tinerciler geldi. ya seni giberiz ya da öldürürüz dediler... sonra öldüm. ama yemem esprisi süperdi bence. ordaki sekreter hatun duysaydı kesin verirdi
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    onun yerine tinerciler vermiş ama
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    madem öldün bunları nasıl yazıyon amk. yalanına sokuyum
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    inanmazsanız inanmayın amk valla dedim öyle
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    @3 erol büyük burçun spermi
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    iyi tak yedin o zaman
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    @1 ve @3 ikinize de güldüm amk kapın şukularınızı
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    sebepsiz güldüm amk
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    --spoiler--
    sonra öldüm esprisi bi fıkradan alınmıştır
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    vay dıbına kodum malı
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    sebepsiz güldüm
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    umarsızca güldüm
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    facebook terk
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    amk sebepsiz yere güldüm ve halda gülüyorum
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