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I was passing by down town and I went to the butchery. I was gonna buy 200 grams of meat. So I said "Hey butcher, wazaaa bro"
He said "Hey ma daaaag, so what can I do for you Nedim brother ?"
And I said "Give me some meat dude"
And then he said "Nedim bro first can you pay me your loans, you know your my man but you see first I need my money man!"
So I looked to him and I thought about how the hell could he say that ? How the hell could he say first pay your loans to me ? I'm a honorable, proud man that was too much. So I took the cleaver and I cut my own penis and I ate it befront of him.
I'd rather to eat my own penis, than being debt to somebody. I'm that kind of a man.