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  1. 1.
    +705 -15
    Your momy...

    is next to me

    💘
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    1. 1.
      +3 -1
      helal et

      haykırdım bin
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      1. 1.
        +3
        I showed my english skills to your mom its enough for you ?
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      2. 2.
        +2
        Serkan is my girl
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    2. 2.
      +1
      Hahaha superdi bak bu
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    3. 3.
      -1
      Başlıktan çok şuku almış oc
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    4. 4.
      0
      vay amk
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    5. 5.
      0
      Aha geldi primci aq
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    6. 6.
      0
      Haykırdım ingilizce ne demek isjsnsns
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      1. 1.
        0
        i cried
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    7. 7.
      0
      asnznkzzm
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    8. 8.
      0
      asnznkzzm
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    9. 9.
      0
      Ne yazdın lan çevir de bilek bin
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    10. diğerleri 7
  2. 2.
    +162 -2
    Yep man I can talk very well too but ı wanna ask something about you why are we typing english words on turkish platform
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    1. 1.
      +8
      Because we are fool dude
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    2. 2.
      +33 -1
      Almanca da biliyosun galiba knk englisch turkisch fln :D
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    3. 3.
      +1 -4
      Almanca da biliyosun galiba knk englisch turkisch fln :D
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    4. 4.
      0
      Bendede oluyor o almanca da bilince bir süre sonra karıştırıyorsun
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    5. 5.
      +5
      Ich ficke deine mutter.
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    6. 6.
      0
      THUG LiFE
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    7. 7.
      +2
      To değil too
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    8. 8.
      0
      Ja ich kann sprache sprecgeb deutsch
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    9. 9.
      +1
      Ich habe einen Deine Mutter!
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    10. 10.
      0
      Englisch ne amkfmakfksm
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    11. 11.
      0
      Ich kann nicht spreche deutsch, why am I speak english
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    12. 12.
      0
      You are right bro it's true
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    13. diğerleri 10
  3. 3.
    +64 -4
    I go to
    I am bu kadar
    Hadi gorusuruz
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  4. 4.
    +60 -2
    Go fuck yourself
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    1. 1.
      0
      Helal et

      Milliyetçi duygularım ağır bastı ve hunharca cüğüledim
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  5. 5.
    +54 -4
    I look at moon and saw you ; I look at you and saw bear

    Edit: Bi nick6nızı alırım. (bkz: beyin hakimi)
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    1. 1.
      -1
      Omfg It was fuckin great lol :D
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    2. 2.
      0
      Ahahahaha
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    3. 3.
      +4
      ne sowu bu Moussa Sow mu
      saw olmasın o panpam benim
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    4. 4.
      0
      Don't word play!
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    5. 5.
      0
      Dont make word gameee
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    6. 6.
      0
      vay anasini
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    7. diğerleri 4
  6. 6.
    +50 -1
    It is a pencil
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    1. 1.
      +1
      And it is a pencilcase
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  7. 7.
    +36 -2
    Gr8 m8 i r8 8/8
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    1. 1.
      +2
      Okurken gözlerim kanadı mq
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    2. 2.
      0
      Bjbovıv
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    3. 3.
      0
      Great mate i rate
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      1. 1.
        0
        Eight of eight
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    4. 4.
      +1
      Gr8 b8 m8 8/8 No h8
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    5. 5.
      0
      sa beyler beni mi çağırdınız
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    6. 6.
      0
      M8 açıklayun amk
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      1. 1.
        0
        Great mate i rate eight of eight
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    7. 7.
      +1
      Eight out of eight ama sen bilirsin
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      1. 1.
        +1
        gibtir et be panpa
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    8. diğerleri 5
  8. 8.
    +21
    I dont know
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    1. 1.
      +1
      Gentilmen give this primer bastard a minus. The gold is the evil, inci fucks.
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      1. 1.
        0
        Nicely done
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    2. 2.
      +2

      ☾★ How happy is the one who says I am Turkish ☾★

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      1. 1.
        -4
        you fucking pure blood anatolian chomar you are enemy of the Turkish Republic and Ataturk fuck you fucking asshole
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  9. 9.
    +25 -4
    I know i dont have to be perfect but I am! ;)
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    1. 1.
      +1
      so show us perfect man .d
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      1. 1.
        0
        If y wanna see whats perfeck u gotta check my profile tho :D
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      2. 2.
        0
        i checked ur profile but it just take my 5 seconds cause i couldnt see any trend
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    2. 2.
      +1
      Ask this to ur mom cos she knows better..
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    3. 3.
      0
      If you wanna trend look at your mom she is the best in milf sorting. I didnt see any better milf like your mom
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    4. diğerleri 1
  10. 10.
    +11
    Yes ay dozunt
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  11. 11.
    +8 -1
    only can god judge me
    edit: doğrusu "only god can judge me."
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    1. 1.
      +1
      Only god can judge me olmasın o
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    2. 2.
      0
      Cidden amk ne ters adamsınız hjejdhdh
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  12. 12.
    +5
    o değil de beyler ingilizcenizin iyi olduğunu milletin gözüne sokmak amacıyla kelimeleri kısalta kısalta taka çevirmeyin işi mk
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    1. 1.
      +1
      Sanki gerçek amerikan vatandaşları mk
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    2. 2.
      +1
      What does it mean bro? I mean what is the difference of between I am and I'm? Why is cooler to use short sentences?
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    3. 3.
      0
      as you know that ı don t really said "wyh dont you writing ı am instead of ı'm". I mean, you are writing very short form of some words and for me, it is unnecessary behaviour.
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    4. 4.
      0
      Oh i get it. For example of differences: I am getting late the lesson and I am getting l8 da lesson. Just like this ha?
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    5. diğerleri 2
  13. 13.
    +16 -11
    mada faka bin
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  14. 14.
    +5 -1
    are u cola
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    1. 1.
      0
      are you sex?
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    2. 2.
      0
      Nick-entry
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  15. 15.
    +3
    Oh, boy. I don't know where to start. You may say I'm just bitching and complaining like a little bastard but I fuckin hate my life and sometimes it's too damn hard to pretend to be happy. Well I got everything I need but I'm dead inside. Mentally and physically I'm always tired. I feel like shit and look like shit at the same time. God help!
    (I'm here to shitposting btw so nevermind.)
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    1. 1.
      0
      lol i'm crazy to man
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  16. 16.
    +3
    roses are red and
    violets are blue
    honey is sweet, but not as sweet as you
    fuck your moms pussy
    roses are red and
    violets are blue.
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    1. 1.
      0
      honey is sweet but not as sweet as you ❤
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  17. 17.
    +3
    Yeah man my departmant is international relationship and ı have been in London to improve my english Also many people cant understand my text . Anyway if you can understand my text we can talk inbox and once for all ı can help your exams ;) dont forget to my favour ;)
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    1. 1.
      0
      woow my departmend is not about english or any language , i improved with songs, tv series etc. you understand with all my effort. cause i like to talk different a language and english is easy and enjoyable. and im really so happy cause i understood that all you writings. thx again bro. good luck.
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    2. 2.
      +1
      I can understand your writings but my eng not good enough.but i am trying to improve :p and i will LUL
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  18. 18.
    +2
    I ve been learning english for 1 year kanka and i think my english is enough to communicate people cok sükur
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    1. 1.
      0
      Well done bro it's very good for you
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    2. 2.
      0
      Maybe you will have a job about english
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    3. 3.
      0
      Fuck off, that it is funny, fuckin bitch
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    4. diğerleri 1
  19. 19.
    +2
    Ta mère

    est â cote de moi
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    1. 1.
      0
      ma mere ici
      et noublie parle avec moi
      parce que jail oublie mon française
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    2. 2.
      0
      Ah je ne parle pas bien français aussi.
      Si tu veux,on peut parler.
      Mais..
      On va parler de quoi??
      Ouais..
      Biensur ta mere..
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    3. 3.
      0
      j ai apprendre française
      quand je suis lyceen
      on va parle quoi??
      je pense et je veux parle si tu veux ecrir moi
      bende pratik yaparım aq bu ce tout
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    4. 4.
      +1
      Tu as fauté beaucoup ma cherie..
      Quand tu ecris quelque chose en passe,tu dois utiliser 'é' si le verbe est en 1er group.
      'Les verbes qui finissent en -er.

      Pas de soucis,tu peux m'ecrire si tu veux..
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    5. 5.
      +1
      I have a question both of you. As far as I understand that you guys are talking french with each other. How did both of you learn to speak french that much? Maybe with duolingo or... ?
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    6. 6.
      0
      Oh dude. i learn in high school 3 4 years ago. And actually i forgot. But this year i met a turkish women who s living in france. im start to learn again When i learn she can speak. Now my french level is not good. By the way im translating for u french posts each other for you
      He; your mom is next to me
      Me;my mom is with me. And forget to talk me french because i forgat my french.
      He;oh i dont know me too. if you want we can talk. But what we gonna talk? About ur mom?
      Me;i learn french when i was high school boy. And i want to talk if you write me. Thats all amk.
      And he s talk about grammar in his last post. But i dont care cause if i think grammar all the time i cant talk english. So i dont care in french too.
      As you see our french is so simple level but it makes me happy so i know a little bit.
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    7. diğerleri 4
  20. 20.
    +2
    You mean you want to sea who can speak English?
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