This freaks me out. How does this work?No worries. Read how we do it under privacy.
Swell, My friend caught me on zootube. Who else knows about this?No one. Even if we could publish those results on your Facebook wall, send them to all your contacts in your Gmail account and add you to a Google map with your name, address and the sites you visited, why would we? We don't want to be evil. Just to make you look like an ass to one of your friends is funny enough. He had a good laugh and now he has some new sites he can explore. If you never get to show your face in public anymore, at least pick another hapless being and get revenge. Like a real man.
Where is the list with all the sites you check for? Dude. It's right here. Don't end up like Matthias Schlitte. We are permanently adding new sites to The List as people send us their tips. Please send us yours!
My report says that I haven't visited any porn sites, but I just did. Why don't they show up?Some of the latest browsers closed the information leak making it impossible for us to sniff their history. Other than that it's probably because they're not in our checklist yet. Send us the urls and we'll add them for the next victim. Your dad eg.
Does wanking make me blind?Yes.
Can I use the same link for multiple friends?You can create either a personalized link that catches one friend directly (the link will only work once) or a group link that you can send to as many people as you want. On a detour page they will be asked to fill in their name, so you can identify the reports you get back. Create a link here, and post it like there's no tomorrow.
I gave you my e-mail address. Are you gonna spam the crap out of me now?No. We don't keep your information. We only need your email address to send you the report, that's all. But we do scan your Facebook profile pictures and if our robot concludes you're hot, we add you as a friend.
Who's the blonde chick? Shyla Stylez. She comes from the future.
What blonde chick are you talking about? Look at you
* Visit some porn, then come back.
Do you check gay porn?Yes.
Do you check animal porn?Yes.
What about shemales? Fetish? Hentai? Scat? Bukake? Gokkun? Rule 34 of the internet: if it exists, there is porn of it. And if there's porn of it, we check for it.
So do you also check on kiddy porn?No. We don't know of any sites like that and we don't want to know.
Who's behind this site?We are the Golden Bananas. We're designers and programmers, sent to earth to spread awesome.
Why did you build it?To have an excuse for watching humongous amounts of porn.
What are the most visited porn sites?We might publish some stats in the future. Usually the youtubes-for-porn do pretty well.
How effective is it?Very. Roughly half of all people who receive a link get busted. And the other half are mostly people at work and those who kept their history clean. But Everyone. Watches. Porn.
I sent this to my boss. What now?We like you. High five!
I like Didyouwatchporn and I want to help. Spread the word.
We are a Google and want to buy didyouwatchporn. comBetter do it fast, or we sign the offer from Microsoft.
What do you think REALLY killed the dinosaurs? Dino-AIDS.
Did you really steal one of the FAQ from another site? Yeah we thought it was funny.
