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your duck is dead
a woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon.
as she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s chest.
after a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, “i’m sorry, your duck, cuddles, has passed away.”
the distressed woman wailed, “are you sure?”
“yes, i am sure. your duck is dead,” replied the vet.
“how can you be so sure?” she protested. “i mean you haven’t done any testing on him or anything. he might just be in a coma or something.”
the vet rolled his eyes, turned around, and left the room.
he returned a few minutes later with a black labrador retriever.
as the duck’s owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. he then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.
the vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room.
a few minutes later he returned with a cat. the cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. the cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly, and strolled out of the room.
the vet looked at the woman and said, “i’m sorry, but as i said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck.”
the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys, and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman.
the duck’s owner, still in shock, took the bill. “$150!” she cried, “$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!”
the vet shrugged, “i’m sorry. if you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the lab report and the cat scan, it’s now $150.”

ördek öldü
Bir kadın bir veteriner cerrah bir çok gevşek ördek getirdi.
omasada onu hayvan koydu gibi ,veteriner onun stetoskop çıkardı vekuşun göğsüne dinledi .
Bir veya iki dakika sonra ,veteriner üzüntüyle başını salladı ve dedi ki, " Üzgünüm , ördek , cuddles , vefat etti değilim . "
sıkıntılı kadın , feryat "emin misiniz ? "
" Evet , ben eminim . ördek öldü , "veteriner yanıtladı.
" Nasıl bu kadar emin olabiliyorsun? " Diye itiraz etti . " Ben ona ya da bir şey üzerinde herhangi bir test yapmadım demek . o sadece bir komaya falan olabilir . "
vet, gözlerini devirdi döndü veodadan çıktı .
O siyah labrador retriever ile bir kaç dakika sonra geri döndü .
ördeğin sahibi hayretle baktı ,köpek , onun arka ayakları üzerinde durdumuayene masasına yaptığı ön patilerini koydu ve yukarıdan aşağıyaördek kokladı . o da üzgün gözlerleveteriner baktı ve başını salladı .
veterinerkafasınaköpeği okşadı veodadan dışarı aldı .
Birkaç dakika sonra o bir kedi ile döndü. kedimasanın üzerine atladı ve aynı zamanda ince ayak başkuşu kokladı . kedi, topuklarının üzerine oturdu , başını iki yana salladı , usulca meowed veodadan dışarı bakındım .
veterinerkadına baktı ve dedi ki, " Üzgünüm , ama dediğim gibi , bu , % 100 certifiably , kesinlikle ölü bir ördek. "
veteriner , onun bilgisayar terminaline döndü birkaç tuşa çarptı ve okadına teslim bir tasarıyı , üretti .
Ördeğin sahibi , hala şokta ,tasarının aldı . " 150 $! " Dedi, " sadece benim ördek öldü söyle 150 $! " Diye bağırdı
veteriner Üzgünüm " , omuzlarını silkti . Eğer sadece bunun için sözümü almış olsaydı ,fatura 20 $ olurdu , ancaklaboratuvar raporu vekedi tarama ile , şimdi 150 dolar . "

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your duck is dead
a woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon.
as she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s chest.
after a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, “i’m sorry, your duck, cuddles, has passed away.”
the distressed woman wailed, “are you sure?”
“yes, i am sure. your duck is dead,” replied the vet.
“how can you be so sure?” she protested. “i mean you haven’t done any testing on him or anything. he might just be in a coma or something.”
the vet rolled his eyes, turned around, and left the room.
he returned a few minutes later with a black labrador retriever.
as the duck’s owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. he then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.
the vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room.
a few minutes later he returned with a cat. the cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. the cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly, and strolled out of the room.
the vet looked at the woman and said, “i’m sorry, but as i said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck.”
the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys, and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman.
the duck’s owner, still in shock, took the bill. “$150!” she cried, “$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!”
the vet shrugged, “i’m sorry. if you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the lab report and the cat scan, it’s now $150.”

zahahhahahahahahahahaha

ahahahahahhahaa çok iyi yaa son of bitch

shook its head

s ayrı panpa

its the best joke i have ever seen man ahhahahahhhah fak yu.

I din not laugh dude.

hahahahah i dont understand but i laughed

your ducktan sonrasını okumadım

sadece 150 yi anladım

A woman dan sonrasını okumadım

приятное положение, пока он

nice bin hido

ananı fıkra anlatıp gibtim

komik mi amk

mantik: tip terimlerine hayvanli gonderme
ingilizce mantik: referencing medical terminology by using animal names. by the way, your mom.

lab report a mı gülüyoruz?

lol bro

ahahahaha
good job bro