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    Beyler babam milliyetçi sert mizaçlı gün içinde hiç gülmez(gözünüzde canlandırın) bir adamdır.

    arkadaslarla skypeden muhabbet ediyoduk. Ben salondayım evdekiler falan yanımda. Babam yan koltukta uzanıyo. Ben de hem evi duyabiliyorum kulaklıgın sol tarafı bozuk oldugu için. Neyse beyler ben kendimi çok kaptırmısım baya gülüşüyoruz egleniyoruz falan. Ordan bi ses geldi bana bi sigara verin diye ben de uzattım babama al kanka dedim.

    Babam bi 3 sn falan bekledi aldı pakedi yaktı içinden bi tane. Ondan sonra askıda duran pantolonunu eline aldı. Yavaş yavaş nuri alço misali kemeri çıkarmaya başladı. Çok zevk alıyordu gözlerinden belliydi.

    Kemeri çıkardı yanıma yavaşça gelmeye başladı. Ben gelme dedikçe üzerime geliyordu. Ondan sonra arkamdaki kolduğa geri geri gelirken oturdum.

    Elindeki kemeri boğazıma bağlayıp sıktı ve.

    Yarraam winston 9 lira oldu camel al bari para mı sıçıyoruz dedi ve pakedi elimden aldı. 2 dal bana bıraktı gerisini cebe attı.

    Bu da böyle bir anımdır.
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      Çaldım helal et @2.1 oldum onu da helal et
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      çaldım panpa banada helal et
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    Hahaha iyi la yine öldürMemiş 😂
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