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    tamdıbını okuyun.. gülmeden yarılmazsanız ne olayım

    You: ola
    Stranger: hi
    You: how r u
    You: ar u f or m
    You: are u ok ?
    Stranger: i am fine you?
    You: ı m too
    Stranger: cool
    You: where ar u from
    Stranger: germany
    You: 0.o
    Stranger: you?
    You: cool
    You: ı am russian
    Stranger: cool
    You: f or m
    You: ?
    Stranger: m
    You: ı am gey
    Stranger: i am not
    You: :(
    You: ok
    Stranger: so be cool
    You: areu fucking to gurls
    Stranger: ?
    Stranger: i have a girlfriend since 3 years
    You: hıımm
    You: ur name is bastian
    You: schweinsteiger
    Stranger: nope
    You: *
    Stranger: ^^
    You: do u like fusball
    Stranger: nope
    Stranger: i am an matial artist
    Stranger: and you?
    You: i like fucking to my ass
    You: are you ok?
    You: aahhhh
    Stranger: i am ok
    You: cool
    Stranger: ???
    Stranger: X)
    You: i want to fucing u
    You: :|
    Stranger: that's an impossible thing for you
    You: :D
    Stranger: just my girlfriend have permission to do that
    Stranger: we maybe will marry in 2 years
    You: do u have child
    Stranger: no
    You: do u know hitler
    You: hitler is agey
    You: gey
    You: ha?
    Stranger: yes he is
    You: hahaha :D
    You: ar u in kaiserslautern
    Stranger: nope
    You: ı have question
    You: do u know inci
    Stranger: which nici?
    Stranger: yes i know a nici
    You: noo no
    You: inci?
    Stranger: nope
    You: hıımm
    Stranger: that would be crazy if you would know nici because she is my girlfriend
    You: yeahh
    You: a know nici
    You: :D
    Stranger: :P
    You: because nici is me
    You: me =nici
    You: hi lovee
    You: i have big surpise
    You: do u shock
    Stranger: quite joking around
    You: :D
    Stranger: she is sleeping behind me
    You: hıımm
    You: ı m brain to nici
    You: i am brain
    Stranger: i am not dumb
    Stranger: ok just quite it
    You: ok i m sorry
    You: do u love jewish
    Stranger: i think not
    You: areu student
    Stranger: yes
    You: What education do you see
    Stranger: but i work as construction worker parttime
    You: cool
    Stranger: i make my abitur
    You: lots of turks live in germany
    You: arent thay ?
    You: they?
    Stranger: a few
    You: hımm
    You: the turks ar very stubit .. ha?
    Stranger: noo
    Stranger: not all
    Stranger: i know both types
    You: ozil?
    You: dou know
    Stranger: i know özil
    You: how old ar u
    Stranger: 17
    You: u ar so young
    Stranger: ???
    You: dont scared to me
    Stranger: how old are you?
    You: 21
    Stranger: you are not old either^^
    You: yea
    You: do u know hayko cepkin
    Stranger: no
    You: ok
    Stranger: why?
    You: unimportant
    You: what kind of mosic
    You: listen to you
    You: music
    Stranger: punk rock, metal, hard rock, rock
    Stranger: you?
    You: yea
    You: brutal metal
    Stranger: o just as a friend of mine
    You: yes
    You: do u know Dark Tranquillity
    You: thats perfect
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: i should say hi from my girlfriend^^
    You: hii
    Stranger: is my rob nice to you?
    You: rob?
    Stranger: robin my boyfriend
    Stranger: is he nice to you?
    Stranger: because sometimes he is a bit rude
    You: its a very cool men
    You: how ar u nici
    Stranger: he is the best
    Stranger: i am fine
    Stranger: but i have to go
    You: ok
    You: bye byee
    Stranger: bye bye X)
    Stranger: here i am again
    You: ok
    Stranger: she just jumped on me^^
    You: :D
    Stranger: i am a lucky man
    You: yea
    You: u ar so lucky
    You: How old is ur girlfriend
    Stranger: 18
    You: ar u fall in love to her
    Stranger: everyday again^^
    You: u re very lucky to find true love
    Stranger: yeah i know
    Stranger: she helped me change my live and stuff
    You: thast very good
    You: the womans are so special
    Stranger: some
    You: are u watch the bastketball champ.
    You: in turkey?
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: i don't have much time
    Stranger: me and my girlfriend are on a race who will first reach his dream
    You: what s ur dream
    Stranger: become an good drawer
    Stranger: at the moment i have a few buyers
    You: hımm
    You: ar u talent
    You: ha?
    Stranger: i don't think so it was work
    You: What time is it there
    Stranger: 00:44
    You: in there 1.44
    Stranger: k
    Stranger: one hour difference
    You: yea
    You: Time goes by so fast
    Stranger: yeah
    You: we grow old very quickly
    Stranger: as long as she is by my side i am lucky
    You: yea
    You: and sometimes unable to reach our dreams
    Stranger: sometimes
    You: I could not get some of my dreams
    Stranger: why?
    You: I wasnt brave enough
    Stranger: whats your dream
    You: I'd like to tattoo parlors
    You: I start work late so it could not develop enough
    Stranger: thats sad
    Stranger: i like tattoos
    Stranger: i drew 3 for friends
    Stranger: tribal arts
    You: thats very good
    You: and now I do not like a job
    Stranger: i am proud of it
    Stranger: whats your job?
    You: I'm the cashier
    You: very monotonous
    Stranger: ok
    You: and very boring
    Stranger: i know
    You: u have a lot of dreams
    Stranger: yeah
    You: I hope you achieve dreams
    Stranger: i hope so too
    Stranger: but at the moment i have too help her to archieve her dream
    You: yea..must help each other
    Stranger: yeah
    Stranger: she is a dancer
    Stranger: and she is really good
    You: dance is very nice
    Stranger: yeah
    You: dance is freedom and peace
    Stranger: its so much nicer as the sport that i do
    Stranger: but i am the man i have to protect everyone
    You: yea everyone may not be well intentioned
    Stranger: my past is quite dark so i know many people are very bad
    You: Everyone is lying and deceiving each other
    Stranger: people you trust will stab you in the back
    You: yea
    You: ar u living together
    Stranger: official no
    Stranger: but
    Stranger: we are most of the time at the same place
    You: hımm
    Stranger: i thing 30 days in the month from 31^^
    You: ok
    Stranger: its like living together
    You: yea
    You: You will marry two years later.. ha?
    Stranger: i build my own flat in the house of my parents so i have a own flat^^
    You: thats good
    Stranger: yeah
    Stranger: we have enough ground
    You: Then you can spend more time together
    Stranger: yeah
    Stranger: i think i will go to bed
    Stranger: otherwise she will be mad with me^^
    You: *
    You: have u ever been to russia
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: but the wife from my cousin is from russia
    You: which city
    You: ?
    You: in moscow ?
    Stranger: don't know
    Stranger: i am sorry
    You: why?
    Stranger: because i don'T know it
    You: not important *
    Stranger: ^^
    You: I want you to look at this
    You: http://www.nobrain.dk
    Stranger: whats this?
    You: A fun site
    You: very funny
    Stranger: akward
    You: what?
    Stranger: first ting old gays
    Stranger: sorry i think its to puke
    Stranger: -.-'
    Stranger: she throw a pillow after me
    Stranger: O.OI
    You: :D
    You: I love to watch them *
    You: *
    Stranger: because your sexuel interested in things like that
    You: yea
    Stranger: second pillow
    You: hahaha
    You: ı m sorry
    Stranger: heel
    You: so sorry
    Stranger: its ok
    Stranger: she has a lot of temperament
    You: hımm
    Stranger: yeah
    Stranger: its the : its all the fault of your fukcing motorcycle: phase
    You: *
    Stranger: i was the one with the first drivers licence
    Stranger: and now
    You: yea
    You: How many do you intend to have children
    Stranger: 2
    Stranger: 4
    Stranger: or 6
    You: *
    Stranger: i think 2 is enough
    Stranger: but she
    You: yea 2 is enough
    You: 6 is too much
    Stranger: she want 2 pairs of twins
    Stranger: she want 2 pairs of twins
    You: ovvv
    Stranger: that dream will never come true
    You: she loves children
    You: *
    Stranger: yeah
    Stranger: she is working in a kindergarden
    You: she must be funny
    Stranger: sometimes i think our life is like a wonderful dream
    Stranger: yeah^^
    You: u are very compatible
    Stranger: yeah
    Stranger: but she is nicer than me
    Stranger: and didn't do so much shit
    You: *
    Stranger: everytime i think about her i could sing a nice lovesong but my singing is really bad
    You: i think it isnt important
    Stranger: but
    You: it is important to think
    Stranger: the day we meet the first time wasn't one bit romantic
    You: hımm
    You: ar u smoke
    Stranger: i don't smoke
    You: hımm
    Stranger: why?
    You: such
    You: what kind of sport u are interested in
    Stranger: kung fu, taek won do: sword fighting, kickboxing, spear weapons fight, knive fight
    You: hımmm
    Stranger: thats everything on the list what i am doing at the moment
    You: hım
    Stranger: and you?
    You: i once interested in sumo
    Stranger: coooooooooooooooooooooooool
    Stranger: its so unique
    You: yea
    You: because ı m very fat
    You: I made nearly three years
    Stranger: that should have trainde your arms and legs very well
    You: after i had health problems
    You: yea
    You: i had once beat a japanese
    You: and that amazing
    Stranger is typing...
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  2. 2.
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    gey ayağına yatıp makara yaptım.. hala gülüyom krizdeyim aq
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    @2

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    lan liseliler ingilizce bilmiyonuz ki okuyacaksınız
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  4. 4.
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    @9 ne sandın aq
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    hayat hikayemi yazdım alman a... mesut özil den stalin e hatta hitler e kadar konuştuk aq
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    adama dedeleri yedirdim aq.. okusanıza lan
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    çocuğa inci yi ibliyon mu diyom.. nici benim sevgilim sen nerden tanıyon diyo zuhahaha
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    @22 tabii aq yokladım bi türkler hakkında ne düşünüyor diye.. ama temiz çocuk çıktı hitler i de sevmezmiş
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    @25 kıskanma aq herifi
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    @28 baba sen bi oku.. gülmezsen adam değilim
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    @35 ananızı gibsinler ilk önce ing. öğrenin lan liseliler
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    çocuk 17 yaşında manita yapmış yuva kurmuş aq.. utanın halinizden ey liseli cemaati
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    @38 şüku basanların çok olsun reyiz.. bu arada gay deme giberim zütünü..
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    @46 özet: kızın adını direk biliyorum.. dedeleri yutturuyorum.. felsefe falan yapıyoz işte.. oku aq
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    @2 nereye bilmiyom aq... resmen felsefe yaptım aq yalancıya bak ya
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    @51 ananın amı dedeleri yutturuyom çocuğun manitasıyla konuşuyom.. beynini kullan da oku aq. oku olum oku
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    @57 be aq lise ingilizce siylen bu kadar oluyo napayım aq..
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    @61 ingiliz dili edebiyatını gibeyim
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    @68 gibtir git lan gavat..
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  20. 20.
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    okumayanın ingilizler gibsin .. okuyun lan bi şeyler kapın
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