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You: ola
Stranger: hi
You: how r u
You: ar u f or m
You: are u ok ?
Stranger: i am fine you?
You: ı m too
Stranger: cool
You: where ar u from
Stranger: germany
You: 0.o
Stranger: you?
You: cool
You: ı am russian
Stranger: cool
You: f or m
You: ?
Stranger: m
You: ı am gey
Stranger: i am not
You: :(
You: ok
Stranger: so be cool
You: areu fucking to gurls
Stranger: ?
Stranger: i have a girlfriend since 3 years
You: hıımm
You: ur name is bastian
You: schweinsteiger
Stranger: nope
You:
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Stranger: ^^
You: do u like fusball
Stranger: nope
Stranger: i am an matial artist
Stranger: and you?
You: i like fucking to my ass
You: are you ok?
You: aahhhh
Stranger: i am ok
You: cool
Stranger: ???
Stranger: X)
You: i want to fucing u
You: :|
Stranger: that's an impossible thing for you
You: :D
Stranger: just my girlfriend have permission to do that
Stranger: we maybe will marry in 2 years
You: do u have child
Stranger: no
You: do u know hitler
You: hitler is agey
You: gey
You: ha?
Stranger: yes he is
You: hahaha :D
You: ar u in kaiserslautern
Stranger: nope
You: ı have question
You: do u know inci
Stranger: which nici?
Stranger: yes i know a nici
You: noo no
You: inci?
Stranger: nope
You: hıımm
Stranger: that would be crazy if you would know nici because she is my girlfriend
You: yeahh
You: a know nici
You: :D
Stranger: :P
You: because nici is me
You: me =nici
You: hi lovee
You: i have big surpise
You: do u shock
Stranger: quite joking around
You: :D
Stranger: she is sleeping behind me
You: hıımm
You: ı m brain to nici
You: i am brain
Stranger: i am not dumb
Stranger: ok just quite it
You: ok i m sorry
You: do u love jewish
Stranger: i think not
You: areu student
Stranger: yes
You: What education do you see
Stranger: but i work as construction worker parttime
You: cool
Stranger: i make my abitur
You: lots of turks live in germany
You: arent thay ?
You: they?
Stranger: a few
You: hımm
You: the turks ar very stubit .. ha?
Stranger: noo
Stranger: not all
Stranger: i know both types
You: ozil?
You: dou know
Stranger: i know özil
You: how old ar u
Stranger: 17
You: u ar so young
Stranger: ???
You: dont scared to me
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 21
Stranger: you are not old either^^
You: yea
You: do u know hayko cepkin
Stranger: no
You: ok
Stranger: why?
You: unimportant
You: what kind of mosic
You: listen to you
You: music
Stranger: punk rock, metal, hard rock, rock
Stranger: you?
You: yea
You: brutal metal
Stranger: o just as a friend of mine
You: yes
You: do u know Dark Tranquillity
You: thats perfect
Stranger: no
Stranger: i should say hi from my girlfriend^^
You: hii
Stranger: is my rob nice to you?
You: rob?
Stranger: robin my boyfriend
Stranger: is he nice to you?
Stranger: because sometimes he is a bit rude
You: its a very cool men
You: how ar u nici
Stranger: he is the best
Stranger: i am fine
Stranger: but i have to go
You: ok
You: bye byee
Stranger: bye bye X)
Stranger: here i am again
You: ok
Stranger: she just jumped on me^^
You: :D
Stranger: i am a lucky man
You: yea
You: u ar so lucky
You: How old is ur girlfriend
Stranger: 18
You: ar u fall in love to her
Stranger: everyday again^^
You: u re very lucky to find true love
Stranger: yeah i know
Stranger: she helped me change my live and stuff
You: thast very good
You: the womans are so special
Stranger: some
You: are u watch the bastketball champ.
You: in turkey?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i don't have much time
Stranger: me and my girlfriend are on a race who will first reach his dream
You: what s ur dream
Stranger: become an good drawer
Stranger: at the moment i have a few buyers
You: hımm
You: ar u talent
You: ha?
Stranger: i don't think so it was work
You: What time is it there
Stranger: 00:44
You: in there 1.44
Stranger: k
Stranger: one hour difference
You: yea
You: Time goes by so fast
Stranger: yeah
You: we grow old very quickly
Stranger: as long as she is by my side i am lucky
You: yea
You: and sometimes unable to reach our dreams
Stranger: sometimes
You: I could not get some of my dreams
Stranger: why?
You: I wasnt brave enough
Stranger: whats your dream
You: I'd like to tattoo parlors
You: I start work late so it could not develop enough
Stranger: thats sad
Stranger: i like tattoos
Stranger: i drew 3 for friends
Stranger: tribal arts
You: thats very good
You: and now I do not like a job
Stranger: i am proud of it
Stranger: whats your job?
You: I'm the cashier
You: very monotonous
Stranger: ok
You: and very boring
Stranger: i know
You: u have a lot of dreams
Stranger: yeah
You: I hope you achieve dreams
Stranger: i hope so too
Stranger: but at the moment i have too help her to archieve her dream
You: yea..must help each other
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: she is a dancer
Stranger: and she is really good
You: dance is very nice
Stranger: yeah
You: dance is freedom and peace
Stranger: its so much nicer as the sport that i do
Stranger: but i am the man i have to protect everyone
You: yea everyone may not be well intentioned
Stranger: my past is quite dark so i know many people are very bad
You: Everyone is lying and deceiving each other
Stranger: people you trust will stab you in the back
You: yea
You: ar u living together
Stranger: official no
Stranger: but
Stranger: we are most of the time at the same place
You: hımm
Stranger: i thing 30 days in the month from 31^^
You: ok
Stranger: its like living together
You: yea
You: You will marry two years later.. ha?
Stranger: i build my own flat in the house of my parents so i have a own flat^^
You: thats good
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: we have enough ground
You: Then you can spend more time together
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i think i will go to bed
Stranger: otherwise she will be mad with me^^
You:
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You: have u ever been to russia
Stranger: no
Stranger: but the wife from my cousin is from russia
You: which city
You: ?
You: in moscow ?
Stranger: don't know
Stranger: i am sorry
You: why?
Stranger: because i don'T know it
You: not important
*
Stranger: ^^
You: I want you to look at this
You:
http://www.nobrain.dk
Stranger: whats this?
You: A fun site
You: very funny
Stranger: akward
You: what?
Stranger: first ting old gays
Stranger: sorry i think its to puke
Stranger: -.-'
Stranger: she throw a pillow after me
Stranger: O.OI
You: :D
You: I love to watch them
*
You:
*
Stranger: because your sexuel interested in things like that
You: yea
Stranger: second pillow
You: hahaha
You: ı m sorry
Stranger: heel
You: so sorry
Stranger: its ok
Stranger: she has a lot of temperament
You: hımm
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: its the : its all the fault of your fukcing motorcycle: phase
You:
*
Stranger: i was the one with the first drivers licence
Stranger: and now
You: yea
You: How many do you intend to have children
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 4
Stranger: or 6
You:
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Stranger: i think 2 is enough
Stranger: but she
You: yea 2 is enough
You: 6 is too much
Stranger: she want 2 pairs of twins
Stranger: she want 2 pairs of twins
You: ovvv
Stranger: that dream will never come true
You: she loves children
You:
*
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: she is working in a kindergarden
You: she must be funny
Stranger: sometimes i think our life is like a wonderful dream
Stranger: yeah^^
You: u are very compatible
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: but she is nicer than me
Stranger: and didn't do so much shit
You:
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Stranger: everytime i think about her i could sing a nice lovesong but my singing is really bad
You: i think it isnt important
Stranger: but
You: it is important to think
Stranger: the day we meet the first time wasn't one bit romantic
You: hımm
You: ar u smoke
Stranger: i don't smoke
You: hımm
Stranger: why?
You: such
You: what kind of sport u are interested in
Stranger: kung fu, taek won do: sword fighting, kickboxing, spear weapons fight, knive fight
You: hımmm
Stranger: thats everything on the list what i am doing at the moment
You: hım
Stranger: and you?
You: i once interested in sumo
Stranger: coooooooooooooooooooooooool
Stranger: its so unique
You: yea
You: because ı m very fat
You: I made nearly three years
Stranger: that should have trainde your arms and legs very well
You: after i had health problems
You: yea
You: i had once beat a japanese
You: and that amazing
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