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  1. 26.
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    destekleyin beni destek istiyom
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    #2428717 şikayet
  2. 27.
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    anasının amı 100.000 olursa zütümümü veririm bide oluyomuş xD
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    #2428721 şikayet
  3. 28.
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    vay amıni gibeyim sayın seyirciler yazar oldum şimdi sözlük aleminin dıbını gibmenin zamanı dis is sıparta dıbına koyim.
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    #2429064 şikayet
  4. 29.
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    Alın lan size fıkra. özet istemeyin giberim.

    10 kişiyi öldürmekten ömür boyu hapis mahkumu olan adam hapisten kaçar.
    Kaçarken önüne çıkan bir eve girer ve yataklarında uyumakta olan bir çifti esir alır.

    Adamı bir sandalyeye, kadını da yatağa bağlar. Bir an etrafına bakınıp kadının üstüne atlar ve boynunu öpmeye başlar.

    Aradan bir dakika bile geçmez, mahkum yeniden ayağa fırlar ve odayı terkeder. Bunun üzerine adam karısıyla konuşmaya başlar: -

    "Sevgilim, bu adam yıllardır kadın görmemiş. Boynunu nasıl öptüğünü gördüm. Sanırım geri gelince seninle birlikte olmak

    isteyecektir. Aman ne derse yap, onu sinirlendirme, sadece memnun olmasını sağla ki burdan sağ çıkabilelim. Unutma ki hayatımız buna

    bağlı. Dayanıklı ol ve unutma, seni seviyorum!" Kadın bu sözler üzerine gülümser ve sakince konuşur: - "Haklısın sevgilim bu adam

    yıllardır kadın görmemiş ama o sırada benim boynumu öpmüyor, kulağıma senin çok yakışıklı olduğunu, seni çok beğendiğini söylüyordu.

    Hemen ardından da bana vazelinin banyoda olup olmadığını sordu. Dayanıklı ol ve unutma, ben de seni seviyorum. way dıbınakoyim.
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    #2429445 şikayet
  5. 30.
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    telegol fena koydu buraya geldik şimdide amk
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    #2430592 şikayet
  6. 31.
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    @979 +rep
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    #2431937 şikayet
  7. 32.
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    @1431 bi yazdığını bi daha yazma lan zütçük kılcığı rekora gölge edenin güneşini giberim
    yardırın koç yiğitler
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    #2439374 şikayet
  8. 33.
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    dedemin taşşaaağğaaa in aşşağaaaaa
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    #2439463 şikayet
  9. 34.
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    @1475 bu zütten yemiş doğru söylüyor yarraaaağam 2 saattir zenci altında sarışın gibi ne inliyon o giber bu giber, elalemin çükünün derdi sana mı kaldı giberim seni de rekorunun da milyonunu da adam gibi yaz binçik zütçüğünün amcık suyu
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    #2439667 şikayet
  10. 35.
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    lan yarrağam flood yakışmaz bize mesela şu an sen hangi şehirdesin söyle bana
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    #2439706 şikayet
  11. 36.
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    @1536 kafanı başka şeylere yorsan kendine adına daha iyi yerlere geleceğine eminim *
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    #2440035 şikayet
  12. 37.
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    @46 fakirim ama ergen değilim. o iki gibindirik amele lafını aynı cümlede kullanma. 31 e son vereli yıllar oldu .
    Say no to Ergenizm!!!
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    #2440228 şikayet
  13. 38.
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    "Afacan annesi ile babasının sevisirken seslerini duymus ve sevistiklerini anlamis babasini denemek için sabah olunca babasina sormus.
    -""Baba dün gece annem neden çiglik atip inniyordu?""
    -""Sorma oglum annen dün gece çok hastaydi... ""
    Afacan bunun üzerine cevap verir
    -Hasta kadini gibmeye utanmiyor musun??"""
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    #2450283 şikayet
  14. 39.
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    boş boş yazmayalım lan, bi şey söyleyin de ondan konuşalım.
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    #2450285 şikayet
  15. 40.
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    inci gibeeeeeer
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    #2456459 şikayet
  16. 41.
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    hedef bi milyon on milyon diye yazıp durmayın buraya amk yeter. hem bi milyon ne. inci giber bu arada
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    #2456814 şikayet
  17. 42.
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    ne yarrrak varmış birader saatlerdir gibiyor
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    #2456905 şikayet
  18. 43.
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    yettiniz artik 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  19. 44.
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    tebrik edilesi insanlarsınız
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  20. 45.
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    bence 1 milyonu geçer bu başlık hacı
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    #2457020 şikayet