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+1 -20One day an elephant wandered into a forest in search of friends. He saw a monkey on a tree. “Will you be my friend?” asked the elephant.
Replied the monkey, “You are too big. You can not swing from trees like me.” Next, the elephant met a rabbit. He asked him to be his friends.
But the rabbit said, “You are too big to play in my burrow!” Then the elephant met a frog. “Will you be my friend? He asked.
“How can I?” asked the frog. “You are too big to leap about like me.” The elephant was upset.
He met a fox next. “Will you be my friend?” he asked the fox.
The fox said, “Sorry, sir, you are too big.” The next day, the elephant saw all the animals in the forest running for their lives.
The elephant asked them what the matter was. The bear replied, “There is a tiger in the forest. He’s trying to gobble us all up!” The animals all ran away to hide. The elephant wondered what he could do to save everyone in the forest.
Meanwhile, the tiger kept eating up whoever he could find. The elephant walked up to the tiger and said, “Please, Mr. Tiger, do not eat up these poor animals.” “Mind your own business!” growled the tiger.
The elephant has a no choice but to give the tiger a hefty kick. The frightened tiger ran for his life. The elephant ambled back into the forest to announce the good news to everyone.
All the animals thanked the elephant. They said, “You are just the right size to be our friend.”
Do you remember this dialogue ?
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+4Dikkat çekmeye çalışırken ben
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+14Are you sex ?
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+9My english is bad but I am good on bed.
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0I am better than you 'in' bed do you remember ?
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0I can't remember you. Do you have a big tits?
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0Correction: "do you have big tits"
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0Sorry. Do you want to sex with me
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0No, ı have got big Striated leaf.
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-1Ay hev gatı van pensıl
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+2işşiz gibi okudum hepsini. Hiç bir şey katmadı ama bana
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0No, i don't remember.
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+1"Now get the fuck out of this fucking forest you miserable sons of bitches! I'm the king now!" said the elephant.
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0Helal lan sana güldürdün bin.
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+2Are you gavur yesterday
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0i wish you could write the title properly, dude!
just like "with"...
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0YAHU TAMAM CEVAP SANA ÖZEL MiNiK FiL YAZ ÇIKAR.
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0Biraz daha acik konus panpa
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0it is time your mother fuck(o zaman senin anani gibim)
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+1ingilizceyi gibtin bin.
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0Katiliyorum
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0Translate akar
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+1Human will read this shit.
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+2 -1gibik güya ingilizce biliyo şimdi burda causative gerund infinitive bare infinitive type 3 conditional desem cahillikten ananın dıbına geri girersin mk.
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0Eee, dedin bişey olmadı ?
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0Mal ne olduğunu söylesem diyorum gib kafalı
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0Do you like sex
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0Yes çatır çatır spik engıliş
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+1Good mornıng teacher
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0hey whats up panpa
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0bizim arkadaşımız olman için tam ölçüdesin demiş. Nerden gelme bu ?