/i/Başıma Geldi

Hayatta başınıza gelenlerden ibaret değil midir?
  1. 1.
    +1 -20
    One day an elephant wandered into a forest in search of friends. He saw a monkey on a tree. “Will you be my friend?” asked the elephant.

    Replied the monkey, “You are too big. You can not swing from trees like me.” Next, the elephant met a rabbit. He asked him to be his friends.

    But the rabbit said, “You are too big to play in my burrow!” Then the elephant met a frog. “Will you be my friend? He asked.

    “How can I?” asked the frog. “You are too big to leap about like me.” The elephant was upset.

    He met a fox next. “Will you be my friend?” he asked the fox.

    The fox said, “Sorry, sir, you are too big.” The next day, the elephant saw all the animals in the forest running for their lives.

    The elephant asked them what the matter was. The bear replied, “There is a tiger in the forest. He’s trying to gobble us all up!” The animals all ran away to hide. The elephant wondered what he could do to save everyone in the forest.

    Meanwhile, the tiger kept eating up whoever he could find. The elephant walked up to the tiger and said, “Please, Mr. Tiger, do not eat up these poor animals.” “Mind your own business!” growled the tiger.

    The elephant has a no choice but to give the tiger a hefty kick. The frightened tiger ran for his life. The elephant ambled back into the forest to announce the good news to everyone.

    All the animals thanked the elephant. They said, “You are just the right size to be our friend.”

    Do you remember this dialogue ?
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  1. 2.
    +4
    Dikkat çekmeye çalışırken ben
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  2. 3.
    +14
    Are you sex ?
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  3. 4.
    +9
    My english is bad but I am good on bed.
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    1. 1.
      0
      I am better than you 'in' bed do you remember ?
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    2. 2.
      0
      I can't remember you. Do you have a big tits?
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      1. 1.
        0
        Correction: "do you have big tits"
        Take the "a" off
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      2. 2.
        0
        Sorry. Do you want to sex with me
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    3. 3.
      0
      No, ı have got big Striated leaf.
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    4. 4.
      -1
      Ay hev gatı van pensıl
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    5. diğerleri 2
  4. 5.
    +2
    işşiz gibi okudum hepsini. Hiç bir şey katmadı ama bana

    Yes , i remember this dialogue but fuck this shit.
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  5. 6.
    0
    No, i don't remember.
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  6. 7.
    +1
    "Now get the fuck out of this fucking forest you miserable sons of bitches! I'm the king now!" said the elephant.
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    1. 1.
      0
      Helal lan sana güldürdün bin.
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  7. 8.
    +2
    Are you gavur yesterday
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  8. 9.
    0
    i wish you could write the title properly, dude!
    just like "with"...
    Got a friendly advice to you, just replace the title with correct one before someone realizes the mistake ;)
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    1. 1.
      0
      YAHU TAMAM CEVAP SANA ÖZEL MiNiK FiL YAZ ÇIKAR.
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      1. 1.
        0
        Biraz daha acik konus panpa
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  9. 10.
    0
    it is time your mother fuck(o zaman senin anani gibim)
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    1. 1.
      +1
      ingilizceyi gibtin bin.
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    2. 2.
      0
      Katiliyorum
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    3. 3.
      0
      Translate akar
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    4. diğerleri 1
  10. 11.
    +1
    Human will read this shit.
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  11. 12.
    +2 -1
    gibik güya ingilizce biliyo şimdi burda causative gerund infinitive bare infinitive type 3 conditional desem cahillikten ananın dıbına geri girersin mk.
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    1. 1.
      0
      Eee, dedin bişey olmadı ?
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    2. 2.
      0
      Mal ne olduğunu söylesem diyorum gib kafalı
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  12. 13.
    0
    Do you like sex
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  13. 14.
    0
    Yes çatır çatır spik engıliş
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  14. 15.
    +1
    Good mornıng teacher
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  15. 16.
    0
    hey whats up panpa
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  16. 17.
    0
    bizim arkadaşımız olman için tam ölçüdesin demiş. Nerden gelme bu ?
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