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    beyler bir de sağlık raporunu aile hekiminden alsak kabul ederler mi ?
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    ne yazsam bilemedim ki
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    muhtarlıktan vukuatlı nüfus kayıt örneğini alıp kaymakama rüşvet veriyon
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    bir oturuşta en fazla ne kadar pizza yiyebilirsin ahbap ?

    lağama alerjin var mı ?

    fareden korkarmısın üstadta azcık farelik vardırda
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    ninja kaplumbağa olamazsın kardeşim çünkü onlar gerçek değil, sadece çizgifilm.
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    @5 Ninja kaplumbağalar ın evi
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    ben ne bileyim amk ara genel müdüre sor
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    siplintır usta var bizim aşağı mahallede o bakıyor diyorlar
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    @5 ninja tosbağaların zütünün kılı
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    @4 pizza yemeyi çok seviyom panpa 1 oturuşta 4 lü bim pizzayı bitiririm

    lağama alerjim var mı bilmiyom amk hiç lağama girmedim ama bi keresinde kafamı klozetin içine soktuydum midem bulanmamıştı
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    adliyeden sabıka kaydıda alıcaksın
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    devlet su işlerinden ikametkah lazım panpa
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    new york city'de yaşaman lazım başvurular sadece ordan alınıyo
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    size en yakına şubeye başvurabilirsiniz?

    4 vegibalık fotoğraf ve transkrip örneği de istiyorlar. ben ninjalığı ölüdeniz sahil komanda okulunda denizci olarak yaptım.
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    oku aşağıdakileri otomatikman olursun
    Decide upon a series of ideas, morals, and philosophies that you truly can live by. Educate yourself on the history of ninja. For example, you might want to read Masaaki Hatsumi's book, Secrets From The Ninja Grandmaster. Most ninja were freelance mercenaries who used their skills to support their families. Some ninja, however, were employed by lords and government officials. And some worked solely for their own clan. The ninja lifestyle was diverse. You need to direct your lifestyle accordingly.




    Silence is Golden

    1Silence is a valuable asset. One's decision to live by ninjutsu discipline is not and should not be public knowledge. Your first responsibility is to learn and practice ninjutsu in secrecy, and privately.


    2Never publicize that you are a ninja. A ninja must be able to function as a spy, which means that you cannot reveal your status as an aspiring ninja, or else no one will trust you. Do not dress like the stereotypical ninja. The black outfits that most people associate with ninja are a construct of Kabuki theater (although this has not been proven), in which ninja characters were disguised as prop handlers (who always wore black to minimize their presence while moving props on stage).[2] When you do wear ninja clothes, the idea is to never let anyone see you in them.


    Learn the Ninja Way

    1Learn how to move stealthy. Tabi boots are great for this, try and roll your feet from heel to toe. Become adept at social and physical invisibility and silence. Walk silently. Learn the appropriate clothes for the appropriate times. Do not stand out or draw attention to yourself in any way. Sometimes that may mean being sociable and friendly because in the modern world, a person who sits quietly in the corner arouses suspicion and is carefully watched.


    2Learn how to fight. Learning a martial art will be helpful in this aspect. While ninjas typically tried to avoid open combat, at times it is necessary.


    3Know how to escape. No matter where you are, know how to get out of the situation as quickly and as anonymously (unseen) as possible. This is a critical skill for a ninja, especially when performing missions. Historically, smoke bombs and firecrackers were used to create diversions, but you will have to devise more subtle techniques, like starting a fight or switching off the lights. When you enter a room, always be aware of every potential (possible) exit, and have several plans in place for how you can create a diversion if necessary. As you escape, strive to leave no evidence behind, like clothes, weapons or fingerprints (wear gloves?). One way that ninja accomplished this in the past was with ashiaro, or wooden pads worn on their bottom of their footwear and carved to look like an animal's paw or a child's foot so that the ninja's footprints would not be noticed, this was also used in WWII.


    4Learn to control people by words and non-violent influence. Use people's desires, needs and wants as a leverage against them. Humans need security, wealth, pride, strength and to have their wants and needs satisfied. This is a key ability in most if not all events.


    5Master self-control. A true Ninja is a master of his/her environment, which consequently requires one to be in control of one's self. To master one's self, learn to: cut emotions out of the decision making, engage in rational and logical thinking no matter what the situation is, make tactical decisions that may upset one's ego, finding the flow of situations/problems and one's place with in them, make decisions for one's own situations as if giving someone else advice. Applying these tips to every day life is a must, as it stands in the way of the mastery of one's self. If one cannot master self, one cannot master others, and their surroundings. Example: Engaging in physical combat due to provocation knowing one can defeat the threat may not be the best of interests for the big picture. Walking away while ridicule may hurt one's ego, but will keep one in the clear of the public's eye from things to come.


    Mind & Body

    1Exercise and maintain a ninja body. This does not necessarily mean becoming lean and muscular; it means building endurance, agility, strength and flexibility. Go for long distance runs, swimming, push-ups, chin-ups, crunches, squats, and make sure to stretch. Your body is a tool - as long as it can perform the functions of a ninja, it is a valuable tool.


    2Feed your mind. Ninja were often very knowledgeable. With knowledge comes power and this can help you become more resourceful and also help you blend in more easily.


    3Practice meditating. Perhaps not traditional meditation, but meditation based on complete awareness of your actions. Train your mind to be completely aware of your actions when the need arises, for prolonged periods of time.


    Acquire the Skills, Equipment, and Weaponry

    1Know what a ninja needs. A ninja is a master of sabotage, infiltration, and martial arts. Here's a short list of skills, equipment, and weaponry at his command:


    Seishin-teki kyōyō (spiritual refinement)
    Taijutsu (unarmed combat, using one's body as the only weapon)
    Kenjutsu (sword fighting)
    Bōjutsu (stick and staff fighting)
    Shurikenjutsu (throwing blades)
    Sōjutsu (spear fighting)
    Naginatajutsu (naginata fighting)
    Sui-ren (water training)
    Bōryaku (tactic)
    Chōhō (espionage)
    Intonjutsu (escaping and concealment)
    Tenmon (meteorology)
    Kusarigamajutsu (chain and sickle weapon)
    Kayakujutsu (pyrotechnics and explosives)
    Hensōjutsu (disguise & impersonation)
    Chi-mon (geography)
    Shinobi-iri (stealth and entering methods)
    Bajutsu (horsemanship)


    EditTips

    Know how to use self-defense the right way if not used properly it can be a very dangerous thing.
    Get Started in Parkour. Parkour is compatible with being a ninja because it not only allows you to escape and hide easily, but it also builds strength and agility. Parkour will be more useful than free running as it concentrates on effectiveness and speed more than showing off and is used for personal development.
    Normally, ninjas begin their training at a very young age. But Masaaki Hatsumi, a ninja grandmaster, started his training when he was 27 years old. (Note: he was involved with various other martial arts disciplines before focusing on ninjutsu).
    Ninjas don't always work alone. Historically, the best known groups of ninja came from the Iga and Koga clans, so if you have a friend(s) who is (are) into the ninja business or you know of any other ninja in your area, then work out some kind of agreement to work together to accomplish a mission or start a clan. Only join together with someone that you would trust with your life. If possible you might need a real ninja to help you train.
    Ninjas are known to wear disguises, so they can spy on enemies or to get closer to their intended target. They also wear normal clothing to appear as the common person when traveling to other places.
    Ninjutsu is a lifelong pursuit, and shall take a lifetime to master, so don't get impatient. There is always room for improvement. Don't expect to become a true ninja in a week. Shinobi usually start at the time of childhood until they are about 20-25 and they keep on going to become better. It's like in school, we start at childhood and finish high school and you have an option to go on further.
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    lağım temizlikçileriyle takıl panpa. lağıma in biraz ilerle ışığa doğru
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    Buyur canım bana başvurman gerek cv ni pmden yolla.
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    @15 bunun hepsini nasıl okuyacaz panpa

    @17 sen yetkili bi abiye benziyon beni ninja yap :(
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    @18 bu işler kolay değil çekirge daha önceden hakim olduğun bi dövüş sanatı var mı ?

    edit :
    ilk önce şarkıyı ezbelemen gerek kursa gelmeden önce ezberle bunları ;

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,
    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,
    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,
    Heroes in a half shell
    Turtle power.

    Şimdilik bu dörtlüğü ezberle yeter geri kalanını kursta ezberletcez.
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    32com/ve1350150230.swf
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