i fuck fuck you do ayran. bkz= seni gibe gibe ayran yaparım

çok acil lazım

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?

Hello fak yu coni sins ferre maykıl ceksın

you serious?

adam türkiyeye gelmiş demiş bu ne lan yolda geçen bi kamyon herkese selam veriyor demiiş herkese hi guys diyor demiş
geçen kamyon aygaz mış

Number one benim kıvanç tatlıtwo (Tankurt Manastan alıntı)

are zoo you seek teen me

ali is the your

ayşe where me your

i run each teen me

skip at

Milklaç

Hey nigga

Yar ram 3 gb

People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!