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once upon a time scientists were doing experiments about monkeys but during the experiment something went wrong and all male monkeys died. later scientists found a solution to save monkeys. solution was one female monkey is must fucked by a male human. but there was no human living on the earth who can fuck a monkey. the time was running out and they have to find a man to save monkeys. later scientists said that they will give 40000 dollars as a price who fucks the monkey. but even high price couldn't work because there was no man who can fuck an ape. as their last hope scientists talked to a kurdish bus driver called keke .
scientist: hey keke how its going?
keke:ich kenne nicht deustch
scientist:but i am speaking english.
keke:okey okey tatava yapma. what the fuck? what do you want from me?
scientist:i want you to do fuck someone.
keke: who?
scientist:an ape. 40000 dollars.
keke:at the city square 2 pm, ok?
scientist:omg!? wtf!?anyway, ok keke see you there.
at 2pm keke wasnt at city square and 3 pm keke still wasnt at city square finally keke arrived city square at 4 pm.
scientist:where the fuck are you? we have been waiting for you about 2 hours.
keke: sorry about delay. i had 20000 dollars at my bank account and i sold my bus for 20000 dollars. here is your 40000 dollars.

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@46 çevirmiş ingilizcesi zayıf olanlara.

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up up aptullah

up/əp/adverb
toward the sky or a higher position.
to the place where someone is.
at or to a higher level of intensity, volume, or activity.
into the desired or a proper condition.
into a happy mood.
displayed on a bulletin board or other publicly visible site.
(of sailing) against the current or the wind.
at bat.
preposition
from a lower to a higher point on (something); upward along.
adjective
directed or moving toward a higher place or position.
in a cheerful mood; ebullient.
(of a computer system or industrial process) functioning properly.
at an end.
(of a jockey) in the saddle.
noun
a period of good fortune.
verb
do something abruptly or boldly.
cause (a level or amount) to be increased.
lift (something) up.

@16 doğru panpa hızlı yazam diye gözden kaçmış edit uğraşmıyım bu saatte.
ha bu arada up.

@17 omegle dışında pratik yapabileceğim yer yok omegle ada onun için girecek değilim nasıl geliştirebilirim konuşma dilini panpa?
abdullah
apdullah
updullah

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@23 yav o da çok gibik bi durum oluyor mesela izlerken birden gülmeye başlıyor neden güldüklerini bi türlü anlamıyosun neyse saol panpa.
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komikmiş lan hahahahah.

@29 okusanda anlamazmışsın kardeşim önce ne lan once o hay amk.

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muhahahahahahah al şukunu.

iiydi sukuyu hak ettin.

up and down.

@46 saol panpa ingilizce bilmeyenler nasiplensin.

çok komikmiş lan ahahalajjahaj

@50 pardon were olucaktı dikkatimden kaçmış bi de up up up up up