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0elim gibimde
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0Sen niye bu kadar tutumlusun?
Ay tutulmasına mı yakalandın zaaa xddd -
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0Abi kredi kartı geçiyo mu?
Aşağıki yoldan geçiyo -
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0-seni ten sordu
-hangi ten
-ben ten -
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0hepsini tek tek okudum haykırdım huur çocukları ahahahah
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0panpa ayni olay benim basimada geldi kizi gibtirettim ayrildim cocugun dunyasini kaydirdim sonra mahkemelerde surundum amk araya tasakli siyasetci girdirdikte zor yirttim. simdi sorarsan bunlari yaptigin icin pisman misin? itten pismanim. degmez yani silah isine hic bulasma amk elin gibinde hapis duvarlarina surtturursun
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0-at
-atıyorum
-attınmı?
-eşşektim -
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0Bir palyaço varmış kimseyi güldüremiyormuş o da benim demiş
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0ulan niye gülüyom anlamadım
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0Önce güldüm sonra papatya
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0En güvenilir fil ?
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0-Adın ne
+Saniye
-As merak ettim. -
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0@1 annemle baban senin portakal olduğun minerali yerken yapmışlar
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0hortladı ya la
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0barkod diskokod
renan bilek güreşi
üsküdar üskügeniş
acun ılıcalı - acun ılıcasız
türban - türkick
emine ülker tarhan - emine eti tarhan
travesti - kamyonavesti -
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0temel ata binmeye bayılıyormuş
binmiş bayılmış -
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0o kadar güldüm ki bahçeye diktiler nihohahaoha
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0hortlaaaaaa
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açın biriniz yayın yoksa 31 çekmeye gidecem
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damn gece yeni başlıyo
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dalına zurt çaylağı açılsın
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bu pino mudur fino mudur ne gibimse
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doktor röntgen sonucuma bakıp
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ben size demiştim abdullah uçmak hapisten
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isalimi tuttum
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zeki ile metin akpınarın bi filminde
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bir milyar dolar karşılığında yapmıyacağım şeyler
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her gün bir lite enercidirink içmenin zararları
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bu adam sizce neden bu kadar
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nasyonelin yeni hesabı ne
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mal mısınız gelmeciniz kapadım
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işte bırahman
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yok mu lan dc mc az laflayak
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