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    başlık yok! burası bom boş!
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    she looked at me with shocked face, it was obvious that she didn't see such a small dick before...
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    and continued, 'is that a dick or mexican beans? why don't you use microscope your eyes will get harmed'

    i was already using the tweezers and i was glad that she didn't see that
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    i coughed few times, trying to talk and look normal but it was just delusion. when i got my voice back, i replied 'yes i have a small dick but i am sure you can make it bigger with the assistance of your tongue'.

    she seemed surprised with my answer, i was still trying to save myself from this embarrassing situation. she said 'maybe i can help'
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