How to troll a Turk
1.Say "Fuck Allah" or "Fuck Hz. muhafazid" (99% success rate!)
2.Tell him the Turks killed 1.5 million Armos in 1915 and 30,000 Kurds.
3.Tell him that Turks stole their cuisine from the Greeks.
4.Tell him that döner sucks.
5.Tell him that Atatürk was Jewish, or perhaps gay.
6.Tell him that Southeastern Turkey will become a new state called Kurdistan.(Guaranteed to create an epic shitstorm by Turks from every political angle. After saying it, run like hell.Or you might get killed.)
7.Tell him that Constantinople, the Black Sea Region, and all of Cyprus belongs to Greece.
8.Say anything positive about Greece at all.
9.Tell him that when fighting Kurds, the Turkish Army violates human rights worse than North Korea or Egypt.
10.Tell him that they are Europe's Niggers.
11.Ask him if they have fez and camels in their country and pray to Allah.
12.Tell him that Midnight Express was a fantastic movie that brings to light problems in the Turkish justice and penal system.
13.Tell him that your girlfriend went to Turkey one summer and got grossed out by all ogling, horny men and told this to her friends so that no white girl will ever come to Turkey again.
14.Tell him that you're sick of his lazy relatives taking all the jobs in Frankfurt a.M.
15.Tell him he's a thief and that his people should go back to fucking Central Asia.
16.Tell him his country is very friendly towards Israel.
17.Tell him Turkey is a second rate spear-carrier for the Great Satan.
18.Tell him that Turkey will never be considered seriously for EU membership, no matter what they do, as Turkey is in Asia anyway, not Europe.
19.Ask him how much he spent this month on gold chains and cologne.
20.Refer to all the times Greece defeated them.
21.Compare Turkish to Esperanto; make fun of its made-up Romanized alphabet.
22.Tell him that Cenk Uygur is the greatest Turk who ever lived.
23.Ask him what Reno and Rude have been up to lately.
24.Ask him repeatedly if you can buy some hash.
25.Tell him Turkey's national dog breed, the kangal (a very big dog which the Turks claim can kill a wolf, hyena or leopard single-handed, also cute as puppies), is in fact a Kurdish mongrel that stands no chance in a fight against an Armenian Gampr.
26.Tell him their latest song in the Eurovision song contest sucked
27.Ask them why they are unemployed.
28.Refer to them as Arabs and Turkey as Middle East.
Kaynak:
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Turkey
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