how to survive in south central urfa

"and now, the wonderous world of.."
"hey, come to urfa!
you and your family can have peace and acısız dürüm .
enjoy the refinement.."
"hey bone, hey arap where you at though?"
"hello, my name is şebboy --
and i'll be your tour guide through south central urfa"

[dj ferhat (ice cube)]
how to survive in south central urfa (ne dion lan)
milletin birbirine diss attigi biryer
no, you can't find the shit in a şalvar
take a close look, at a arabesk rap babasi
rule number one: get yourself a boncuklu uzi
a yannan in your ass'll be fine
keep it in your torpido gözü
cause jackers (yo) they love to zütişlerine ellemeyi
now if you're arap you can trust the polis (zenci polisin ustun oldugu urfa sokaklarinda kurtulmak icin guclu olmalisin)
but if you're kürt they ain't nothin but beasts
watch out for the keleş
don't make a false move and keep your hands on the züt
and dont forget to zütüme vazelin sur
answer all questions, yoksa dissi yersin zütüne
in south central urfa, yeah, that's how you survive diss yemek

"hi this is şebboy again.
are you enjoying your stay in south central urfa,
or is somebody taking your things? have you witneesed a arabayı kenara çekip odunla adam darp etmek?
okay, make sure you have your nokia 3310 ready
to witness the extracurricular activities on araplar by the polis,
so you and your sülale can enjoy this gibiş kasedi (liseli gibiş izle taze kaymak züt izle murat yapma diye bagiriyor izle gibiş izle gibiş), over and over again."
"this is urfa."
"this is urfa."

[dj ferhat (ice cube)]
rule number two: don't trust hataylılar
especially a aşısız huur (sokak köpeği gibi onlar)
cause it ain't nuttin but a trap (travesti)
and females'll get zütten anal gibiş
you'll wind up dead
just to be safe don't wear no şalvarın altına g-string
cause most araplar get got
in either urfa., hatay or nevşehir
pissed-off arap human beings
so i think you better skip the kerhane turlar
and if you're nuttin but a esrarengiz rapçi
make sure that you're in before yemekten önce eve gel
but if you need some affection ganka
make sure the bitch ain't a shemale deniz
cause if so that's a maymun kılıklı huur
and you won't survive in south central urfa

"now you realize it's not all that it's cracked up to be.
you realize that it's fucked up!
it ain't nothin like the shit you saw on tv.
keleşler ve zengin aşiretler?
he aslında öyle ama o kadar çok aşiret yok"

and you need your ass straight smoked
yo i wanna say whassup to dj soner
sir jinx, aiyyo ferhat these nonoşlar don't know what time it is
so show these gey beyinliler what's happenin
tell these züt yannanlılar, don't fuck around in south central urfa
allah damnit!
ananızın yannanını gibiyim
jeah jeah jeah jeah jeah. diss bitti geyler
bu disim urfadaki kahpe getto yaşdıbına
dj ferhat
urfa crew
2012
jeah

this is urfa.!