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kızların tercih etmediği efendi adam olmak
1. onlar biziz... kadınların, gerçekten de,
ihtiyaçlarını karşılayamayan efendi
adamlar... ve evet, dedikleri kadar varız...
en başta sıkıcı insanlarız biz... her gece
başka maceraya atılmak istemeyiz... malesef,
sevdiğimiz kızın yanında olmak yeter bize...
sudan sebeplerle tartışmalar yaratıp sizi
kıramayız... bir hata yapmışsak da,
zeytinyağı gibi üste çıkamayız bir çırpıda...
sizin fikirlerinize, isteklerinize önem
vermemezlik edemeyiz... aslında o
yüzdendir o çok itici bulduğunuz "'sen'
nereye gitmek istersin?", "'sen' ne yemek
istersin?" gibi sorularımız, karar
verememekten değil...
(bkz: insanlar mutsuz)
takip etmek isteyenler için :
https://twitter.com/#!/rahatikacanadam
( rahati kacan adam ? , 23.05.2012 07:53 ~
04.06.2012 18:49)
2. herhangi bir yeteneğimiz varsa, bir müzik
aleti falan çalıyorsak mesela, bunu her
dakika gözünüze sokamayız... her gece
sahillere inip, ateş başında "akdeniz
akşamları"nı çalarken, etraftaki diğer kızlara
"delici" bakışlar atamayız...
yaptığımız hatalar için binbir türlü yalan
söyleyemeyiz... kafamızda kırk tilki falan da
dolaştırmayı beceremeyiz hiç...
öyle her gördüğümüz kızı yatağa atmak
istemeyiz... günün her saniyesi sizi "yine ne
halt ediyor bu acaba?" diye meraklandırıp,
telefonla yapışık bir biçimde yaşatamayız...
aldatamayız sizi... gözyaşları içinde
arkadaşlarınızın yanına koşturup, "bu
kaçıncı ya!" diye bağırtamayız... salya sümük
ağlatamayız...
( rahati kacan adam ? , 23.05.2012 07:54)
3. doğum gününüzü unutamayız... sevgililer
gününde, elimizden hiçbir şey gelmese bile,
en azından bir kırmızı gül almamazlık
edemeyiz...
her dakika sizi sevdiğimizi söyleyemeyiz...
hele yalandan hiç... tavırlarımızdan ve
gözlerimizden anlayabilirsiniz sadece...
daha ilk günden yatakla ilgili planlar
yapamayız... gün gelip, ilişki ilerleyip de
sevişme gerçekleştikten sonra da, kusura
bakmayın ama, sabah bizi yanınızda
bulursunuz... sabahın köründe sizi o halde
bırakıp kaçamayız...
mutsuz edemeyiz sizi... hatta sizin
mutluluğunuzu herşeyin önüne koyarız, ne
yazık ki...
( rahati kacan adam ? , 23.05.2012 07:55)
4. ve çok hata yaparız; sizi hayatımızın tam
ortasına koymak, mutlu olmanız için
elimizden geleni yapmak ve sizi çok sevmek
gibi...
yani aptalız biz... o çok sevdiğiniz,
peşlerinden günlerce ağlayıp küfürler
ettiğiniz "bin" adamlar gibi olamayız...
yukarıda anlattığım gibi, istediklerinizin
hiçbirini yaşatamayız size, bu ihtiyaçlarınızın
hiçbirini karşılayamayız... onların verdiği
acıları veremeyiz... ama merak etmeyin
bizim de soyumuz tükenecek birgün...
hak veriyorum size... bizi tercih etmemekte
sonuna kadar haklısınız...
günü kurtardınız ama devran dönecektir ;
biz bir kere öldük siz her gün
öleceksiniz . . .

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