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    zeytin dalı uzattım.

    bekliyorum sessizce.
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  2. 277.
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    @228 senin uzattığın ağu dahi olsa içilir bebeğim..

    yüreğinden öptüm..
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    zenci gibi olmalı
    arabası olmalı
    guzel para kazanmalı
    ciksi olmalı
    ıyı niyetli olmalı
    yalan soylememeli
    aldatmaya meyilli olmamalı
    yatakta iyi olmalı
    asırı kıskanc olmamalı
    bana karısmamalı
    artistik yapmamalı
    boyu en az bnm kadar olmalı
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    http://fizy.com/#s/1ahvmm

    bu ayın şarkısı:)
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    sözlügün en komik yazarı
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    çelişkili yazar
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  7. 282.
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    şişko yaşlı bıyıklı amlı
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  8. 283.
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    bugün çarşıya çıktık, birlikte bayramlık aldık. yarın sabah yeni cicilerimle ellerinden öpeceğim!
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    tee amerıkalardan getirdigi mantar corbasını hasta yatagımda sıcak sıcak bir güzel ictikten sonra, "ayıp lan bir tantuni yedirmedin bana" diyip vicdan azabı cekmeme neden olan kırmızı yanaklı, gamzeli, sirt cantalı, tuvalete gidip bir daha dönmeyen, 3 yıllık ankara'lı olmasına ragmen zerre yer bilmeyen, alısveris yapmaya bayıldıgim, cırtlak renklerin hastasi, müthis kremalı tavuklu makarna ustasi, kasla göz arasinda sıvısabilen, gülünce insanın icini ısıtan, birlikteyken delicesine eglendigim, sacmasapan konusup anlastıgımız, cemcük agızlı, amerikalarda kalem satacagım tatlım kusum, sekerparem, findugum. eyt

    -dilim mor mu lan
    -manyak karı
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    sözlüğe yeni bir soluk getirmeyi amaç edinmiş esprili arkadaşlarımızdan. severim kendisini.
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  11. 286.
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    benim fake adresim beyler ne olur ne olmaz diye açtım.
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  12. 287.
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    iki göğsüm arası aşkın dinlendiği tek vadi
    yasla o güzel başını canımın yongası sevgili
    aşkla tanıştırıp sarıp sarmalasın bu deli seni...
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    adam behlül beyler
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    @239
    oy benim deli yangınım... hasret çiçeğim... bana şiir de yazarmış.. keşke bende de o yetenek olsaydı da ben de sana yazabilseydim.. sen sarıp sarmala beni. al iki göğsünün arasına...
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    @241
    gece ayazı yemiş göğsüm (üşüdüm)
    vadim toz duman (karıştım)
    aşk terk-i diyar eylemiş (arkasından ağladım)
    söyleyin yar'e bir dahakine tez gelsin (bilsin istedim)
    üzülmesin, üzmesin ben ona canımın yongası dedim ... (gayet açık)
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    bu aralar sakinleşti sanki *
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  18. 293.
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    ağır huuruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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    slm knk
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    o her zaman gulen yuzu ,
    bazen huzunlu bi $arkidir...
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