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  1. 1.
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    biriniz eksileyin kalkınca okurum binler iyi geceler amk
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jprYj2vUvM
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    +2 -1
    bi sıç la artık alayımız kabız olduk senin yüzünden
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    #24974001 şikayet
  4. 4.
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    iste o an hayatimda yasadigim en enterasan olayi yasadim. amca ellerini gomlegine silerek disari cikmisti ve bir anda beni farketti. 1.50 boylarinda ufak tefek killi bir amcaydi bu. bende uzun oldugumdan o iri kahverengi gozlerini bana dikti ve bakakaldi.o bakisi gordugumde adeta dona kalmistim ama malesef gotumun artk donacak hali yoktu ve amcamin gozlerinin icine baka baka patir patir sicmaya basladim...
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    #24975245 şikayet
  5. 5.
    -2
    meğer kız bakire değilmiş annesi filan geldi bi anda basıldım orada babasını gibtim ben ama
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  6. 6.
    +2
    o an anladım ki bu zütü anca apaçi adam edebilir die ve domaldım umarsızca oracıkta
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    #24972925 şikayet
  7. 7.
    +2
    ikimizde saskin saskin birbirimize bakiyorduk... yaklagib 10 saniye olmustu ve ben hala kolum ebatinda olan taku sicmakla mesguldum... ne amca ne ben tek kelime ediyorduk o bakiyordu ben siciyordum o baktikca ben siciyordum...
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    #24975308 şikayet
  8. 8.
    +2
    bence metroda osururken altına sıçmış farkında değil. o yüzden wc'den çıkan adam küçümsercesine sırıttı bu hoşafa. nasılım?
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    #24974889 şikayet
  9. 9.
    +2
    kısa kısa çok çok yaz huur çocugu.
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    #24974345 şikayet
  10. 10.
    +1 -1
    sonra kız geldi direkt elini şeyime sokup ağzına almak istedi.ama 4 cm in neyini alacaktı ki.bu kadar bitti.
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    #24972080 şikayet
  11. 11.
    +1
    amcaya inme indrmişsn amın feryadı.
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    +1
    @1 afrodit zütlü
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    artik 2 dakika olmustu nerdeyse ve benim isim bitmek uzereydi. evet ben bir elimde tuvalet kagidi donum yari inik pisuara sicarken amcayla resmen gozlerimizin icine bakiyorduk. sanki bana merak etme genc ogrenci adamsin olur bole seyler der gibi bakiyordu...
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    #24975401 şikayet
  15. 15.
    +1
    pisuara sıçtım deme
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    -1
    yeter bin güldük al şukunuda gibtir git
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    #24975784 şikayet
  17. 17.
    -1
    dıbına koyim beklettin ama güldürdünde al lan şukunu huur çocuğu (bu laf 1 saat beklettiğin için)
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    #24975348 şikayet
  18. 18.
    +1
    @1 eksi manyagi yapicam seni ama dur yarin rekor kiricam burda...
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    #24975883 şikayet
  19. 19.
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    gidip lanet tuvalet kagidini kizlar tuvaletinden calacaktim... sonra takumun beni iyice mala bagladigini farkettim ve insan gibi icerden cikan bir kizdan istedim. sagolsun verdi hatun. gotu cok guzeldi. fakat burda bi terslik vardi. ben normalde memeciyimdir neden bu kez ilk gotune bakmistim? kizlar tuvaletinden erkekler tuvaletine yuruyene kadar farkettimki herkesin gotune bakiyordum... artik gotcuydum...
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    #24974239 şikayet
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    +1
    özet: zütten uydurma, taktan bir hikaye amk.
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