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    3tane vampir bara gitmişler garson ne alırsınız diye sormuş
    1. vampir : Ben bir bardak sıcak kan alıyım demiş
    2. vampir : ben iki bardak sıcak kan alıyım demiş
    üçüncü vampirde ben bir bardak sıcak su alayım demiş
    diğer2 vampir birbirlerine bakmıslar neyse istekler gelmiş dayanamamışlar sormuslar
    sen neden sıcak su istedin ?
    3.vampirde cebinden molpedi çıkarmıs ben sallama severim demiş :DD:D:D adas
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