tümü

bu fıkraya gülmeyen ibnedir

  1. 1.
    0
    temel ile dursun 15 sene sonra ilk kez görüşmüsler. dursun temel i evine davet etmiş. dursun un iki karisi varmis(biri imam nikahli digeri ise resmi). dursun temel i yedirmis içirmis. aksam temel dursunlar da kalmis.

    gece dursun un imam nikahli karisi dursun un yanina gelmis ve söyle demis: "dursun çok azdim beni zik!" dursun: "olmaz evde misafir var" demiş ancak karisi israr etmis. dursun karisina "git buzdolabinin kapagini aç isigindan bak temel uyuyorsa gel" demis. kadin bakmis, temel uyuyor numarasi yapmis. dursun ile karisi isi bitirmisler.

    derken öbür karisi gelmis. aralarinda ayni konusmalar geçmis. dursun bu karisiyla da isi bitirmis. sabah olmus. dursun temel e sormus: "rahat uyudun mu?".
    temel: "evet ama gece çok susadim" demis.
    dursun sormus: "peki niye içmedin?".
    temel yanitlamis: "nasil içerim buzdolabinin kapagini her açani zikiyorsun!"
    ···
    #63746267 şikayet
  1. 2.
    0
    hangi fıkraya?
    ···
    #63746362 şikayet
  2. 3.
    0
    yazsana fıkrayı bin
    ···
    #63746593 şikayet
  3. 4.
    0
    fıkra nerde panpa
    ···
    #63747107 şikayet
  4. 5.
    0
    görünmez olmuş beyler :(
    ···
    #63748387 şikayet
  5. 6.
    0
    pes olmuş 2012...
    ···
    #63748439 şikayet
  6. 7.
    0
    :666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666:66::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666::666:
    Tümünü Göster
    ···
    #63748464 şikayet
  7. 8.
    0
    ne fıkrası amk ya
    ···
    #63748520 şikayet
  8. 9.
    0
    @7 klavyenide bırakip uzaklaş liseli.
    ···
    #63749715 şikayet
  9. 10.
    0
    yil olmus 2012 hala entry giremeyen var...
    ···
    #63749915 şikayet
  10. 11.
    0
    gibtir gülmedim orusbu çocuğu klavyeni zütüne sok ve git
    ···
    #63750292 şikayet
  11. 12.
    0
    @7 fıkra senmisin lan yoksa bin
    ···
    #63751404 şikayet
  12. 13.
    0
    gülmeyen arkadaşlar ağız kaslarınızı gibiyim :(
    ···
    #63751446 şikayet
  13. 14.
    0
    sen heralde gülmemişsin, o yüzden muallaksin.
    ···
    #63752133 şikayet
  14. 15.
    0
    şuku
    ···
    #63752638 şikayet
  15. 16.
    0
    @14 bu yanıta nerden vardın ilk okullu gülmekten öldüm amk
    ···
    #63752999 şikayet