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0daha nolsun amk köpek ayakta yemek yiyo
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0JUST A DAY AT HOME
A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife’s car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog.
Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.
He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.
As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, ‘What happened here today?’
She again smiled and answered, ‘You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?’ ‘Yes,’ was his incredulous reply. She answered, ‘Well, today I didn’t do it.’ -
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0Sagdaki cocugun kafasi yok. Mikrodalgaya sokmus.
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19.
0köpek makarna yiyor insan yemeği yemezler
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18.
0mutfak dolaplarında bi ipnelik var amk
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17.
0asker kıyafetlı cocuk var bu sacma askere 20 yasında alıyorlar
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16.
0doğru olan ne varki panpa
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15.
0mutfağın kapısı yok
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14.
0güneş ışığının açısı m ıney anmk
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13.
0kadın huur
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12.
0yaz mevsiminde kısa kollu çocuklar montla sıçmak için mi komuşlar o montu oraya
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11.
0köpeğin kuyruqu yok
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10.
0köpek makarna yiyo yada bu çocukların babası nerde ?
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9.
0buzdolabına cips koymuşlar sanırsam peynirli doritos gibi duruyor
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8.
0oradaki kadın annen ve hala onu gibmemişler + konu kilit
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7.
0hala doğru cevabı bulan yok
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6.
0Kadın fransız ama davlumbazın üstündeki açık unutma yazısı italyanca ve kadın italyanca bilmiyor, şimdi gibtir git
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5.
0hamile karı sigara mı içer lan ayıp
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4.
0çok sakat var
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3.
0aaaaaaaaa köpek
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ccc rammstein ccc günaydın diler 29 01 2025
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vikings şu acayipe çaylak at artık sol frameyi
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dünyadan 100 bin kilometre uzaklıkta kuş
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online kadın yazar olmayınca erketeye yatan
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beyaz adam siyahilerin diçkini görür
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geldim suku icin sende biraz
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öyle boş şeylerle enerjimi harcıyorum ki
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zalinazurt tayyibin adayı kim
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dinini derken neden akliniza
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iki gündür yataktan ilk defa kalktım
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elimizde bir fatih altaylı kaldı
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inci sözlük internetin göd deliğidir
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zakinazurt sen şeriat istiyorsan
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üveyit baba burda servet yatıyor
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beyler bazen lanetlendiğimi düşünüyorum
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bbc pournolardaki yapraklara
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uzun zaman sonra ilk kez adıyaman içiyorum
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kız arkadaş yanında osbir çekmenin raconu nedir
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ağzına ampul sokann karı
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benim ne zaman sevgilim olacak ybaaaa
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zalinazurt chp bu sefer kazanırsa
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