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+1sıktınız ama ya
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0kadın huur
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0güneş ışığının açısı m ıney anmk
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0mutfağın kapısı yok
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0doğru olan ne varki panpa
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0asker kıyafetlı cocuk var bu sacma askere 20 yasında alıyorlar
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0mutfak dolaplarında bi ipnelik var amk
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0köpek makarna yiyor insan yemeği yemezler
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0Sagdaki cocugun kafasi yok. Mikrodalgaya sokmus.
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0JUST A DAY AT HOME
A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife’s car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog.
Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.
He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.
As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, ‘What happened here today?’
She again smiled and answered, ‘You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?’ ‘Yes,’ was his incredulous reply. She answered, ‘Well, today I didn’t do it.’ -
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0yaz mevsiminde kısa kollu çocuklar montla sıçmak için mi komuşlar o montu oraya
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0köpeğin kuyruqu yok
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0aslında fotoğraf değil bu
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0aaaaaaaaa köpek
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0çok sakat var
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0hamile karı sigara mı içer lan ayıp
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0Kadın fransız ama davlumbazın üstündeki açık unutma yazısı italyanca ve kadın italyanca bilmiyor, şimdi gibtir git
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0hala doğru cevabı bulan yok
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0oradaki kadın annen ve hala onu gibmemişler + konu kilit
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0buzdolabına cips koymuşlar sanırsam peynirli doritos gibi duruyor
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ccc rammstein ccc günaydın diler 30 12 2024
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sözlük bitmiş beyler la
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gay pataklayan eğer delikanliysan yarın
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bıcakklamak istedigim yazarr
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2080 türkiye nüfusu
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kirazdankupe selam naber surtk
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panter emel gel lan burayaa
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eksi sözlükk kızlarıı
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elim titreye titreye kombinin
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beyler endonezyalı bir kıza yürümeyi
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kamyoncukamil anladın sen
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telefon benim aletten uzun
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iyi geceler gaziemirde hava 6 derece
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izmirli laik bir adamım
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kendimjse nasil engeli raporu cikartabiliris
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yarın akşam silahlı saldırı adam yaralama ve gasp
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gwynplaine kalemini kırdım
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saglik kadar degerli bise yok
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boyum 10 cm kisalsaydi
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çetgpt den inci sözlük fıkrası
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kiz olsaydim şu an tiktokta hediye
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gözümde the vikings nasıl mı işte böyle
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flörttür sohbettir falan bunlar hep beta erkek işi
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kedi köpek bile sigisyor
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karı yarı çıplak geziyor
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türkiyeliyim diyen vatansevere kin kusan kitle
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bu sabah 6 sularında klagib arabaya binen
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bir kürt bir gün vergi dairesine girmiş
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ulan gunduz oynanan portekiz ligi maclari
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beyler türküm ama kendimi ermeni gibi
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