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21 Grams (5)*

uu yee beybi.
güzel film güzel. sağlamdı baya.

3 farklı hayatın kesişmesini anlatıyo. bi eleman var (Benicio DEL TORO) bu eski hırsız yeni yol gösteren. bi karı var taşşşş (naomi watts) kocası ve çocukları var. bide bi eleman var ölmek üzere (sean penn) yeni bi kalbe ihtiyacı var.
bunların yolları kesişiyo işte. spoiler verip olayın takunu çıkartmıyım. izleyin.

naomi nin meme uçlarıda var.uhh

2012 (2)

sinemada görsel şölen için izlencekse izlenir. yoksa zaman kaybı amk.

işte dünya 2012 de çökçek, bunu öğreniyo amerika, dev gemiler yaptırıyo. biletleri de milyon dolarlardan satıyo. öyle şeyler. millet girmeyi çalışıyo gibtir edin ya izlemeyin, gerek yok.

salak ile avanak (4)

abi filmin adı söylüyo işte her şeyi. boş zamanın varsa izle. yoksa salla

The Mask (4)

bildiğimiz 'maske' işte. filmi güzeldi. bu konuda söylemek istediklerim bu kadar

the truman show (5)*

ooo yea fuck.

konuyu söyleyemem amk. söylersem her şey tak olur.
direkt dalın filme. mükemmel film
jim carey oynuyo

yes man (4)

eylenceli filmdi la bu.. valla billa. güzeldi yani. izlemek lazım boş zamanda.

esas eleman sevgilisinden ayrılmış hiç bi gibe 'hee olur' demeyen biri.(jim carey). arkadaşlarıyla dışarı çıkmak istemiyo, bunalım takılıyo falan. sonra binbir zorla bi elemanın verdiği konuşmaya getiriyolar bunu. bu yine inanmıyo anlatılanlara ama başına iki-üç olay geliyo ve önüne gelene evet diyen birine dönüşüyo. eğlenceğil film panpalar. izlenir.

23 (5)*

karanlık bi film.
bi eleman var şizofren gibi, ailesi korkuyo bu adamdan artık. çok paranoyaklaşıyo ama sonra anlıyolar ki işler hiçte öyle değilmiş.
ben çok sevdim bu filmi. güzel film. jim carey komedi oyuncusu değil onu söylüyo bize film.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mindpotlismind (5)*

bunun yönetmeni michel gondry zeki mi zeki bi ipne. çok güzel şeyler yapmış filmde görsellik açısından. sırf onlar için bile izlenir. konusunu ise söyleyemem çünkü her şey konuda gizli ake. söylersem tadı kaçar.
jim carey reis var. Kate Winslet var. am züt meme yok. çok güzel film.

selamın aleyküm panpalar.

Don't ever try to judge me dude
You don't know what the fuck i've been through

house giber

abartma lan 8mile a 5* değil. ama iyi uğraşmışsın kanka helal devam

8 mile (5)*

[rabbit]
Your style is generic
Mine's authentic made
I roll like a renegade
You need clinic aid
My techniques bizzare an ill
I scar and kill
You were a star until i served you like a bar and grill,
Now I proceed to cook and grill ya
That's all it took to kill ya
You better recognize me like i look familiar,
You wanna battle?
You beat around the bush
Like you scared to lick pussy so eat around the tush
I need a clown to push
Someone that I can bully,
Wait a minute I don't think you understand fully,
See me without a style is like mustard without the Heinz
I lead the new school, you're a Busta without the Rhymes,
I'll crush the shit out your lines

[Big Dude rap's]
Now i'm the rashiki smokin the lik liki
10 freaky girls inside the chin tiki
Girl when you see me you better believe me
This aint a game and pimpin ain't easy,
Anything goes when it comes to hoes
Im the king pin when it comes to flows
You betta ask someone if you don't know
When you see me girl say "wat up dogg",
10 freaky girls, 10, 10, 10 freaky girls 10, 10

8 mile (5)*

Now everybody from the 313
Put your muthafuckin' hands up and follow me
Everybody from the 313
Put your muthafuckin' hands up
Look Look

Now while he tries to stand tough
Notice that this man did not have his hands up
This free worlds got you gassed up
Now who's afraid of the big bad wolf
1, 2, 3 and to the 4
1 Pac , 2 Pac, 3 Pac, 4
4 Pac, 3 Pac, 2 Pac, 1
You're Pac, He's Pac, No Pac, None!
This guy aint no muthafuckin MC
I know everything he's got to say against me
I am white
I am a fuckin bum
I do live in a trailer with my mom
My boy Future is an Uncle Tom
I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob
Who shoots himself in the leg with his own gun
I did get jumped by all 6 of you chumps
And Wink did fuck my girl
I'm still standin here screamin fuck tha free world!!
Don't ever try to judge me dude
You don't know what the fuck i've been through
But i know something about you
You went to Cranbrook that's a private school
What's the matter dawg? You embarrassed?
This guy's a gangsta but his real name's Clarence
And Clarence lives at home with both parents
And Clarence's parents have a real good marriage
This guy don't wanna battle he shook
Koz there aint no such thang as HALF WAY CROOKS!!
He's scared to death
He's scared to look in his fuckin yearbook fuck Cranbrook

Fuck the beat i go acapella
Fuck a Papa Doc, fuck a clock, fuck a trailer, fuck everybody
Fuck y'all if you doubt me
I'm a piece of fucking white trash, i say it proudly
And fuck this battle
I don't wanna win
I'm outty
Here tell these people sumin they dont know about me

8 mile (5)*

8-mile champion ship battle

[Lotto]
Yo, I spit a racial slur. Honky, sue me.
This shit is a Horror flick
but the black guy doesn’t die in this movie.
Fucking with Lotto dawg you gotta be kiddin.
That makes me believe you really don’t have a interest in livin.
You think these niggas gonna feel the shit you say?
I got a better chance joinin the K.K.K.
Know some real shit tho? I like you.
That’s why I didn’t wanna be the one you commit suicide to.
Fuck Lotto ... call me your leader.
I feel bad I gotta murder that dude from leave it to beaver.
I used to like that show now you got me in fight back mode.
But oh well if you gotta go ... then you gotta go.
I hate to do this. I would love for this shit to last.
So I’ll take pictures of my rear end so you won’t forget my ass.
And all is well that ends ok.
So I’ll this shit with a ... fuck you but have a nice day!

[B-Rabbit]
Ward I think you were a little hard on the Beaver.
So was Eddie Haskel, Wally and Ms. Cleaver.
This guy keeps screamin hes paranoid.
Quick someone get his ass another steroid!
Blah-de-bee-bee, blah blah blah-be-dee-, blooh-blah.
I didn’t hear a word you said ... hippity-hoo blah.
Is that a tank top or a new bra?
Look Snoop Dogg has got a fucking boob job!
Didn’t you listen to the last round meathead?
Pay attention your saying the same shit that he said.
Matter a fact dawg, here's a pencil.
Go home, write some shit, make it suspenseful
and don’t come back until somethin dope hits you.
Fuck it, you could take the mic home with you.
Lookin like a cyclone hit you.
Tanktops screamin “Lotto I don’t fit you!”
You see how far them white jokes get you,
boys like “hows Vanilla Ice gonna diss you?”
My motto fuck Lotto.
I’ll get them digits from your mother for a dollar tomorrow

8 mile (5)*

Well Jimmy moved in with his mother
Cuz he ain't got no place to go
And now Im right back in the gutter
With a garbage bag thats full of clothes
Cuz you live at home in a trailer
What the hell you gonna do?

Cuz I live at home in a trailer
Mom Im commin' home to you

Well my name is Jimmy
His name's Greg Buel
Me him and you
We went to the same school
This ain't cool
Im in a rage
He's tappin' my mom
We're almost the same age
On the microphone I drop bombs
Look at this car
Thanks a lot mom
Here happy birthday Rabbit
Here's a brand new car
You can have it
A 1928 Delta
This shit won't even get me to the shelter
And I can't even stand for Motown
Cuz im back in the 8-1-0 now

Cuz I live at home in a trailer
Mom Im commin' home to you

8 mile (5)*

[Vanessa]
Man I’m so sick and tired of fucking with this steel.
They only give us 30 minutes to eat lunch and chill.
My body achin just to get a buck.
I’m sick of eating this shit off this fucking lunch truck.
Nasty ass food. I’m in a nasty ass mood.
I should’ve called in sick.
Shit, I had something to do.

[Mike]
I can’t believe I’m hearing all this ravin and rantin.
From Vanessa up in here at the New Detroit stampin.
You need to get your food and take your ass back to work.
Your dreamin if you think them corny ass raps will work.
Look at ya’ll freezin out here like dumb fucks,
rappin away for food off this ragedy lunch truck.
Who want wut? who pumped up? to get rolled up.
I spit venom in every direction, soak some up.
Look at this fat ass nigga, sloppy sucker.
You an ugly mother fucker
your pop should’ve wore a rubber.
Stop rhymin keep your day job Vanessa.
Next time leave that bull shit home on the dresser.
Speaking of dresses take a look at Paul the fruitcake.
When you travel you probly pack panties in your suitcase.
Made out of lace from Victoria’s secret.
If 10 men came in a cup you’d probly drink it.

[B-Rabbit]
Ok folks enough with the gay jokes
especially from a gay broke bitch yourself, eh loc?
His style is doo doo.
You've worked here longer then me
and I get paid more then you do.
Dawg, take a seat.
Wut’s this guy standing in line for? He ain’t got money to eat.
Check this out yo yo.
This guy cashed his whole pay check and bought 1 ho ho.
Fucking homo little maggot.
You can’t hack it.
Paul’s gay ... your a faggot.
At least he admits it. Don’t even risk it.
This guys starvin to death someone get him a biscuit!
I don’t know wut they told you Mike ...
you must had them cornrolls rolled too tight.
This job you wanna quit but you can’t.
You’ve worked at this plant so long ... your a plant.
Look at your goddam boots
for christ sakes they’re starting to grow roots.
On this mic you get faded.
You look like a pissed off rapper who never made it.
Hey why you fucking with gay guy G?
when really your the one whos got the HIV.
Man I’m done with this clown he’s soft.
Fuck it ... I’ll let home girl finish you off.

[Vanessa]
A guy like you would never get a real woman
you jackass go jack off
that's the only way you comin'...

8 mile(5)*

This guy's a choke artist
You catch a bad 1,
Your better off shooting yourself with poppa doc's hand gun.
Climbing up this mountain, your weak,
I leave you lost without a paddle.
Floatin up shits creek.
You ain’t Detroit. I’m the D.
Your the new kid on the block
about to get smacked to the boondocks.
Fucking nazi your squad ain’t your type,
take some real advice
and form a group with Vanilla Ice.
And wut I tell you, you better use it.
This guys a hillbilly this ain’t Willie Nelson music.
Trailor trash, I’ll choke you to your last breath
and have you look foolish like cheddar bob when he shot himself.
Silly rabbit, I know why they call you that ...
cuz you follow future like he got carrotz up his ass crack.
And when you acted up
thats when you got jacked up
and act stupid like Tina Turner when she got smacked up.
I crack your shoulder blade
you’ll get dropped so hard that Elvis’ll start turning in his grave.
Now I know why they left you out in the dark.
You need to take your white ass
back across 8 mile to the trailor park.

This guy raps like his parents jerked em.
He sounds like Erick Sermon ... the generic version.
This whole crowd looks suspicious
it’s all dudes in here except for these bitches.
So i'm a german eh?
Thats ok you look like a fucking worm with braids.
These leadaz of the freeworld rookies.
Lookie, how could 6 dicks be pussies?
Talking about shits creek bitch,
you could be up piss creek with paddles.
This deep. Your still gonna sink, your a discrace,
ya they call me rabbit this is a turtle race.
He can’t get with me spittin this shit wickedy
lyckety-shot a spika-a-spicketly split lyckety.
I’m gonna turn around with a great smile
and walk my white ass back across 8 mile

21 (3)

blackjack oynayan bi eleman var universite hocası ama las vegas ta her kumarhaneden şutlanmış. sayıyo kartları muallak. uni öğrencileri ile bi birlik kuruyo sonradan. gidip vurgun yapıyolar orda. onun hikayesi.
izlenirde izlenmezde. orta karar film