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    arkadaşlar falan var işte.

    futbol muhabbeti açıldı, kızlar falan akıllarınca futbol konuşmaya çalışıyorlar. neyse işte bana sordular hangi takımı tutuyorsun falan, dedim ben takım tutmuyorum. bunlar başladı yok erkek adam takım tutmaz mı falan, bir şey demedim.

    sonra garson geldi sipariş alıyor, millet diyor acı bol olsun falan. sıra bana geldi ben acı yemiyorum acı olmasın dedim.
    hemen kızın biri çıktı dedi ki:

    'ay sen nasıl erkeksin', benim şarteller attı tabi. o an yapıştırdım cevabı:

    'kalite kontrol etmek istersen, tenha bir yere geçelim'. söylememle kızın kalkıp gitmesi bir oldu.

    şimdi ise herkes bana sapıkmışım gibi bakıyor. ne olacak şimdi siz söyleyin?

    edit : @2 zihniyetini gibeyim.

    edit 2 : erkekler öyle bakmıyor tabi amk, onlar daşşak geçiyor hala.
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    amk oyle arkadasların panpa kendi kafa dengin birilerini bulsana. ama ben takım tutmayan ve acı yemeyen birine güvenmem yine de alınma he
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    @14 bana liseli diyor kahpe çocuğu
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    bu huur çocuğu ekşici galiba
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    boş ver iyi ayar vermişsin
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    @16 bilemedin yarram
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    aynen lan valla aynı durumdayım kardeşim ama futboldan anlarım muhabbetinide ederim fakat acıyı bir gram sevmem
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  9. 9.
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    aferin bin gibtir et kızı
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    okumadım
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    kadın tam bi kezbanmış karşim.
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    @1 ayarın hasını vermişsin eğer arkadaşların sana şuan bu durumdan dolayı sapık gözüyle bakıyosa gibtir et onları
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    bence kız haklı amk
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    yuh amk ne yapsan suç koy züte gitsin gibtir et kevaşeleri pekekentleri
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    iyi ayar vermişin bin şuku
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    bir yer sanmış
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    @4 her yerde aynı espriyi yapıyosun her seferinde gülüyorum amk al yine şukunu
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    amk salağı erkek adam takım tutar bu 1.
    2. erkek adam acıyı löp löp yer senin ta amuga goyim
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    @7 jigoloariyorum.com satış sorumlusu
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    ılık zütünü gösterecekmiş kıza amk kız tabi kaçar
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