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beyler namaz kılarken gaza gelip yuvarlandım

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    cumaya her zamanki gibi yine geç kalmıştım. doğal olarak ben sünneti kılarken hoca yavaş yavaş cemaati namaza hazırlamaya başlamıştı. tam benim rükuya durduğum esnada muhterem hocamız safları sık ve düzgün tutmamız gerektiğini buyurdu. ben de eğilmiş vaziyetteyken önümde açılan boşluktan dolayı telaşa kapılıp arif erdem gibi bir ön safa yuvarlandım. bunun üzerine tüm cemaat ıslıkladı ve müezzin hocayı kandırmaya yönelik hareketlerden sarı verdi.

    özet: taraftar maçı yönlendiriyor dıbına koyim.
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    yuvarlanan erkeklere bayılırım
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    haftaya cuma yeşil sahalarda yokum beyler. locadan izlicem namazı. haydi allah kabul eylesin
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    tebessüm ettim nedensizce
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    okumadım ama güldüm bin.
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    güldüm bin
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    o ne taklaydı öyle namaz kılma heyecanımız geri gelmişti adeta o vaazdan sonra
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    reserved
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