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    tanrı kızları gönderdi, kadınları biz yarattık.
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    #59400822 şikayet
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    bugün ölceksin. bu sözden sonra ağlarsın. son gün olduğunu düşününce bol bol sevişirsin, sevişince gülersin. düşmanlarını döversin. alayını yaparsın panpa
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    #59401900 şikayet
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    bak güzel kardeşim;

    ben orta çağ ingilteresinde yaşayan bir nalbantım. ufak bir dükkanım var. burda insanlara çeşiti silahlar ve zırhlar yapan 2 çocuklu bir ailenin babasıyım. günlerim tahmin edeceğin üzere dükkanımda geçiyor. bütün gün silahlarla zırhlarla uğraşıyorum. özellikle savaş zamanları ölümü gibercesine çalıştırıyorlar beni. evim dükkanın dibinde olmasına rağmen karımı çocuklarımı göremiyorum. ayrıca kraliyete verdiğim vergininde haddi hesabı yok. bütün çalıştıklarımın neredeyse hepsi vergilere gidiyor. bir gün yine çalışırken gökten garip ekran tarzı birşeyi olan önünde tuşları olan bir cisim düştü. ekranda inci sözlük yazıyordu. önce çok korktum. alete tam iki gün yaklaşamadım. sonra cesaretimi topladım ve aleti eve zütürdüm. bilmediğim bir dil olmasına rağmen burda insanların çok eğlendiklerini, vakitlerini güzel geçirdiklerini anladım. bu dili çözmem yaklaşık üç senemi aldı. dili çözdükten sonra hiç eğlenmediğim kadar eğlendiğimi hissettim. dükkanıma gitmez oldum. kraliyet vergilerini ödeyemediğim için karımı ve iki kız çocuğumu sarayın haremine aldılar. ama üzüntülü veya hırslı değildim. ta ki senin bu açtığın gibimsonik başlığı görene kadar. bu başlıkla kaybettiklerimi bana hatırlattın örsünü gibtiğim çocuğu seni. hayattan soğuttun beni. en sevdiğim yemek böğürtlen soslu yabani tavuktan bile tat alamaz oldum. ama yemin olsun ki seni bulmak içinde elimden geleni ardıma koymadım. öğrendiğim bu dili insanlara özel ders vererek, ve onlara öğreterek altın biriktirdim. bu biriktirdiğim altınlarla kraliyet büyücüsü calanthe'den beni büyüyle senin zamanına göndermesini istedim ve yaptıda. şu an senin zamanındayım. ve öğrendiğim bu dili kullanrak sana adım adım daha çok yaklaştıktan sonra seni buldum. seni elime geçirince yüce kralımızın adına yemin ederim ki nalbant dükkanından yanıma aldığım boy boy çekiçlerin hepsini zütüne sokacağım. karını ve kızlarını kendi zamanıma getirerek kendi karım ve kızlarımla takas edeceğim. ingiliz tavernalarında savaşçılarla, gözcülerle, büyücülerle ve gezginlerle gibiştireceğim hepsini. şu an elimdeki bu cismin hayat enerjisi bitmek üzere. sana çok yaklaştım. hazırla kendini sürtüğün çocuğu hazırla.
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    #59408169 şikayet
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    @30 adamsın kralsın liseliler senin yarranı yesin panpa
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    #59403877 şikayet
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    ilk önce ağlayayım sonra güleyim. ilk kavga etmek isteyeyim sonra sevişmek ?

    edit: am züt meme olması şart değil

    edit: amk binleri saksıyı çalıştırın biraz

    edit: ana bacı karıştıranlar keranede büyümüştür

    Bak bu güzeldi
    bugün ölceksin. bu sözden sonra ağlarsın. son gün olduğunu düşününce bol bol sevişirsin, sevişince gülersin. düşmanlarını döversin. alayını yaparsın panpa amcuhosafi

    bu da güzeldi
    travesti olduğunu düşün, önce üzülürsün gerçek olmadığı için gülersin, paranı vermeyen müşterin olduğunu hayal edip kavga etmek istersin, sonra erkek olduğunu hayal et işte o zaman sevişmek istersin..
    amdaki yarak

    Bu da güzel
    gerçekler sürtüktür her şakanın altında yatar
    penisimde tenis oyna
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    #59400152 şikayet
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    travesti olduğunu düşün, önce üzülürsün gerçek olmadığı için gülersin, paranı vermeyen müşterin olduğunu hayal edip kavga etmek istersin, sonra erkek olduğunu hayal et işte o zaman sevişmek istersin..
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    #59403338 şikayet
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    kaderde varsa düzülmek ,neye yarar üzülmek
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    #59402642 şikayet
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    #59401458 şikayet
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    @24 adamsın panpa tuttum bunu. sözlükte senin gibiler kaldımı bilmiyordum am züt meme olmuş herker bizde yapıyoyoruz ama zamanı gelince
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    #59402187 şikayet
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    @42 nasıl anlamazsın yarram..

    her insan ölümlüdür , sen de öleceksin , ( ağlaman için )
    pamuğun markasını sen seçmeyeceksin.. ( gülmen için )

    önce tükürük , olmazsa kremleyip sokayım , ( kavga sebebi )
    cuk kurkuyurum un parmağına yüzüğü takayım.. ( sevinçten gibişmek için )

    Edit : sağol panpa şuku+nick6 için
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    #59407936 şikayet
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    anneninin amı yok
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    #59400191 şikayet
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    gerçekler sürtüktür her şakanın altında yatar
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    #59405693 şikayet
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    her insan ölümlüdür , sen de öleceksin ,
    pamuğun markasını sen seçmeyeceksin..

    önce tükürük olmazsa kremleyip sokayım ,
    cuk kurkuyurum un parmağına yüzüğü takayım..

    edit : olsa da soktum olmasa da
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    #59405783 şikayet
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    UP UP UP
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    #59407282 şikayet
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    @54 anlamadım panpa :( beynimi gibtin verdim şukunu
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    #59408830 şikayet
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    updullah
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    #59406382 şikayet
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    "Kendine gel, yepyeni bir söz söyle de dünya yenilensin!

    Sözün öylesine bir söz olmalı ki dünyanında sınırını aşmalı.

    Sınır nedir, ölçü ne? Bilmemeli!"

    bu sözü hala anlamış değilim.
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    #59408530 şikayet
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    @50 tamam panpa niye kızıyorsun :D
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    #59408232 şikayet
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    up up up
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    #59406556 şikayet
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    amk sizin up
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    #59406709 şikayet