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    komik lan bu.
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    vay dıbına kodugumun bini. sıçırttırdın lan akşam akşam.
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    sıçışını paylaştığın için saol lan huur çocuğu
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    dıbına çomak soktuumun bini
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  4. 5.
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    şımartmayın muallakler
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    korkunç bi cenabet lan bu. kaçın amk nikaltından
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    bunun annesini fenerbahçeli bir maganda gibti beyler. benden duymuş gibi olmayında sdasfdafsasfsa
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    beyler, "40 yapar mantığıyla okuyun!"

    1- gayse ne demek ne demek? (toplamda 19 karakter)

    2- orrospu çocuğu demek! (toplamda 19 karakter)

    yani :

    gayse ne demek? sorusunun cevabı = huur çocuğu demek!

    bu yapıdan yola çıkarak zaten gerçeği görüyoruz ancak gelin pekiştirelim şunu!

    g a l s r a y
    o r o s p u p

    neden galsray? çünkü bütün muallak başkanları galatasaray deme özürlüdür. tıpkı beştaş gibi bişey.

    hala itirazı olan varsa buyrun efendiler :

    g a l a t a s a r a y l ı p i ç l e r
    o r r o s p u n u n ç o c u k l a r ı

    burada huurda bulunan r yi bastırarak söylüyoruz çünkü bir değil iki kere huur çocuğudur bu muallakler! sebep zaten çok açık! bu muallak püskürtmelerini anaları doğurmayıp sıçmıştır! huurnun namusu zütü olduğuna göre, bu muallakler iki kere huur çocuğudur!
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    @10 elindeki klavyeyi yavaşca yere bırak şampiyon.
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    bak çocuk,

    senin zütün kocaman bir muallaktormuşsun, seninle şimdi biraz konuşacaaz. ben hasan ben deli hasan. sen beni tanırsın belki ama gerçi zannetmiyorum. sen ortalıklarda "ben ülkü ocaklarında mhp'de gençlik kolu başkanı filan" diyormuşsun. ulen bu alemin tek gençlik kolu başkanı var, o da hasandır; lakabiyle deli hasandır. hatta ülkü ocaklarının, güzelyalının, alsancağın, göztepenin en baba adamı serkan... değil; benim gibi hasandır. sen böyle ortalıklarda gezip atıp tutuyormuşsun. ben bunları duydum, ben bunları gördüm, ben bunları işittim. senin hayatına kaymaya gelecem. bostanede bilardo milardo oynuyormuşsun, elite melite takılıyormuşsun. kayacam sana. sana gelip de gençlik kolu başkanı diye ortalıkta kıç savurmak nası şeymiş onu öğretecem zütü kocaman muallak. duydum bütün hikayeni, bütün binliklerini duydum. kaymaya gelecem sana, anladın mı beni?
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    huur cocugu
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    orrospu cocugu
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    ccc gece tayfası ccc
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    ağzını yüzünü gibim senin
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    huur çocugu koyma lan şu ölü karıyı uykusuzum zaten korktum bin
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    satılmış hesap
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    (bkz: abazan gibertmesi vol2)
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    orrroooosssbu çoçuğu
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