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abim beni bi yarasa zannediyor

  1. 1.
    +87 -6
    edit: qumqilerim sağolun ilk kez trende girdim
    Beyler acil yardım，abim dün batman serisini bitirdi，dedim ona bu kadar izleme diye.
    iyice etkisine girdi muallak，sabah kalorifer borusunda barfiks çekiyordum huur çocuğu kafama kahvaltı bıçağı attı. Hemen kaçtım gece de uyku tutmadı korkudan uyuyamadım bu bin beni öldürür diye. Sabah annem de oğlum şu kitaplığın üstünün tozunu al dedi korka korka çıktım siliyorum amk amelesi hangi inşaattan çaldıysa demir çubuklan yukardayken sırtıma vurdu bir kaç kere. Batmobil gel diye bağırıyordu ben de saklandım dolabın arkasına ordan yazıyorum.

    http://www.incisozluk.com...endisini-yarasa-sanıyor/
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    Trend çakması amk. Çuku

    Ne çuğu yedik amk. Ama taviz yok.
    Trende giren başlığın yandan yemişlerine uyuz oluyom.
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      ilk şukun benden cesur yürekli insan
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        Sen ve senin gibiler olmasa,
        Nasıl çıkar karanlıklar aydınlığa.

        Sağol panpa. Ölmek var dönmek yok. This is ispartaa !!!
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  4. 3.
    +13 -1
    Amk yarasalari bi bitmediniz
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    +11
    Ulan trenddeki başlığın parodisini yapmak sözlük adetidir çakma diyonuz
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    +5
    Trend çakması diyenin beynini gibiyim.bu tür farklı açıdan açılan başlıklar da komik amk. gülmeyenin çalıntı diyenin amk
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      Gelsin nick6
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    +4
    Ulan yarasa sen ne ara borudan inip inciye girdin ?
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      Vay abim gelmiş hoşgelmiş
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    http://www.imgim.com/1071..._490036372534590032_n.jpg
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      Ahahahhahab
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    nasıl bi ailesiniz amka hhah aha
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  13. 9.
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    güldürdün bin ama şuku vermiyorum
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      Olsunben verdim
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    Hay yarasaniza yarak sokayim gulduk yeter takunu cikarmayin
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    -1
    Abin az liseli gibi. Böylece sen de ilkokullu oluyorsun
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      Doğrudur kardeşim
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      Doğrudur kardeşim
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    O boru kırılsa yannanı yersiniz gaz kaçağı olur mk
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      Haklısın panpa özür dilerim.
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      Yok panpa kötü bi şey diye söylemedim Özür dilemene gerek yok
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    3. 3.
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      Yok panpa kötü bi şey diye söylemedim Özür dilemene gerek yok
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      4. diğerleri 1
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    Tövbe tövbee 😂😂
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      Ne oldu 😃
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    2. 2.
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      Komikmiş
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  22. 14.
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    Gülmekten okuyamadım
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      Rica ederim
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      Adamsın pnp
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    -1
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komik değil.
    Tümünü Göster
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      Tamam gibtirgit
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    Boru nasıl kırılmıyor amk şaştım
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      Plastik degil ki panpa demir boru
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      Biliyorumda yine ince uzun bişey amk kırılması lazım
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    Trend çakması diyenler ayda yılda bir sözlüğe giren aptallar topluluğu
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      👍👍👍👍👍👍
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    Güzel yazmışsın.Ama abine söyle yarasalar, baş aşağı yatarlar
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      Eyvallah
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    +1
    Batman izlemeyin izlettirmeyin
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      Sorma qumqi yaa
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    +1
    Saykolar aq ya.
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