zütünü bile yalarım

anasını gibeyim, huur evlatları

eğer kazanamazsam gibime faça atıcam

çok konuşma seni giberim çocuk, dhkpc ye karşı gelme ananın zütünde bombayı patlatırız.

keşke o gaz kapsülü senin değilde, benim kafama gelseydi be yiğidim.

seni çook özledim.

evet tupac huur çocuğudur. Biggie reyizin sevgilisine asılırken "ben yapmadım" dedi, biggie'nin studyosuna gelirken vurulunca hemen suçu biggie reyize attı. Biggie reyize hemen hit em up adlı anancı şarkıyı yayınladı. Biggie de "who shot ya" adlı şarkıda herşeyi söyledi, ne kadar yapmadığını söylesede, tupac dinlemedi. who shot ya adlı şarkıda flowlarıyla tupacın zütünden girip, ağzından çıktı. Ve sonrada, paff daddy tarafından öldürüldü.
özet: tupac huur çocuğudur.

seni çok seviyorum :*

Telefonla görüşürken aniden yüzüne kapattım,
ama koluna isabet etti.
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Çiçeğin biri solmuş diğeri de sağ.
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-Cerenin sana selamı var..
-Hangi Ceren'in?
-Tencerenin

auhauhauahauhahauauhauhahuahu neyse bb

ishal olmuş böceğe ne denir?
CIRCIR- böceği
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pis kadın derim, ahlaksız kadın

ooo sevgilin gelmiş gözün aydın qanki
kulaklarımda manisaa ;))ihauahuahauhauauahuahauha

ben kamyon sürdüm,
Leoandro daVinci iihihihiihhahahhaah
tamam gidiyorum bb

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(bkz: komutanın sol daşşağı olmak)

ananı giberken bir yandan da baban beni gibiyordu gururuma yediremedim

erkek ata ne denir?
bayat
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+adın ne?
-korkut
+böööööööö :DSA:DSAD:ASD:AS:DSA:D:AS

- Baba bozuk pazar var mı?
+ Napıcan?
- Tamir edicem
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Adam yerde elli bin bulmuş, aramış durmuş ayaklı bin bulamamış.
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adam gülmüş karısı lale uhauhaahhahahauhahuahhahahahauhauahuaha

başlık açardık