2 minutes to midnight

Because Love Fist is coming to town! (Fist, fist,
fist till dawn) The world tour that has been banned through out the world
comes to Vice City. The monsters of rock and roll excess, Love Fist! (The
girls are going crazy cause we are getting lazy shooting love fist fuel all
around) Get ready for a night of death metal love ballads that’ll have you
shoving your fist in the air! It’s the steel hearts, stone cold prostate
tour! Brought to you by Giggle Cream, because dessert should be funny! And
the Maibazu Thunder, because after you get struck by lighting (Lighting
noise) there’s thunder! Come see the pounding rock from the band that brought
you hits like “Chin Stainer”, “Liver Buster” and “Dangerous Man Dead Family”.
Come get love fisted! Love Fist at the Vice City arena! Brought to you by V
Rock!