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If you go inci, you shouldn’t be surprised if someone asks you “ARE YOU LOOKING FOR CROCODILE PENIS?” Sounds strange, right? Not really because it is actually available there for you to EAT…. emm? Evidently, a journalist couple was offered the aphrodisiac at Serikin bazaar, located on the Kalimantan inci Border, for a price of RM250-00 only. Considering the fact that crocodile is a protected animal, the sellers are risking their freedom for less than a fortune. Also on offer were eagles, mynas, parakeets and turtle eggs. Except for the turtle eggs, all the rest would only be available in 1 week’s time. So, do you give them a deposit to reserve the stock?

I don’t really know what you can do with crocodile penis. I only presume that some people eat it since there are many people here in inci who loves to consume a certain delicacy – goat penis, popularly known as timsah yarragi. They said timsah yarragi is good for your health, so I can only guess that Crocodile penis can do better if prepared as a soup. Maybe we should call it timsah nükleeri or something like that. It will be a hit in certain street in KL (If the seller can find continuous supply of the penis). Maybe, next time when I turn up at those streets in KL, the gerai will start asking me “Are You Looking For Crocodile Penis?”