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>>Bey, bu haberin uzerine daha fazla kendini tutamadi ve >
>>>>>>>bayildi.>
>> >>>>>>> >> Ayildiginda basina bir
hasta bakici duruyordu.> >>>>>>> >>
>>- Nerdeyim ben ?> >>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> >> - Yogun bakim. Kendinizi nasil
hissediyorsunuz ?> >>>>>>> >> - Ne ? Neler
oldu ?> >>>>>>> >> - Bir saniye ben
doktor beyi cagirayim, o konussun sizinle. Siz>
>>>>>>>
>> >>kendinizi> >>>>>>> >>
yormayin.> >>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> >>> >>>>>>>
>>
>>Aradan birkac dakika gecmeden doktor geldi. Haldun Bey >
>>>>>>>yataginda>
>> >>>>>>> >> dogrulmaya calisarak.>
>>>>>>> >>- Doktor Bey!>
>>>>>>> >>
>>- Kimildamayin beyefendi, yatin lutfen.>
>>>>>>> >> - Neler oluyor doktor bey.>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >> -
Haldun bey uzgunum ama her iki yumurtaniz da agir hasar >
>>>>>>>gormus.> >>>>>>>
>>Kanama> >>>>>>> >> cok siddetli
olmus. Operasyon sirasinda her ikisini de almak >
>> >>>>>>>zorunda>
>>>>>>> >> kaldik.>
>>>>>>> >> Ancak uzulmeyin. 2
>>Yillik bir tedavinin ardindan protez >
>>>>>>>yardimiyla>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
>> >>tekrar> >>>>>>> >>
sertlesme yasama ihtimaliniz var.> >>>>>>>
>> -
>>Evladim.. Cocugum..> >>>>>>> >> -
Beyefendi, oncelikle dikkat ettigimiz konu buydu zaten. Her >
>>>>>>>ne kadar> >>>>>>>
>>45> >>>>>>> >> yasinda olsaniz da
cocuk sahibi olmak isteyeceginizi dusunerek >
>> >>>>>>>en>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
>>azindan> >>>>>>> >> spermlerinizi
>>kurtarmayi planliyorduk. Ancak ameliyat sirasinda>
>>>>>>> >>farkettik>
>> >>>>>>> >> ki sperm kanallarinizin
morfolojik yapisindan dolayi sizin >
>> >>>>>>>saglikli>
>>>>>>> >>sperm>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>
uretmeniz
>>imkansizmis. Yani bu kaza olmasaymis da cocuk sahibi >
>>>>>>>olmaniz>
>> >>>>>>> >> mumkun degilmis.>
>>>>>>> >>Haldun Bey duyduklarini
>>sindirmeye calisiyordu ama beyni artik ona >
>>>>>>>isyan> >>>>>>>
>> ediyor ve durma noktasina yaklasiyordu. Son bir gayretle
..> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>> >> - Birgul Yuvakuran..
dedi..> >>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>> >> Doktor
>>kafasini manali bir sekilde sallayarak:>
>>>>>>> >> - Aslina bakarsaniz Haldun Bey,
boyle bir cocugunuz olacagina > >>>>>>>hic>
>>>>>>>
>> >>cocugunuz> >>>>>>> >>
olmamasi daha iyi. Bahsettiginiz kisi yandaki
>>odada yatiyor..> >>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> >> O cocugun babasinin yerinde olmak

istemezdim. Kiz hayatini > >>>>>>>fahiselikle>
>>>>>>> >>
>>kazaniyormus..> >>>>>>> >> Bu
yaptirdigi 4. Kurtaj ameliyatiymis.. Rahim duvari yirtilmasi>
>>>>>>> >>yuzunden>
>>>>>>> >> geldi buraya. Cok kan kaybetmisti
ancak su anda iyi durumda.> >>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> >>> >>>>>>>
>> - O... O benim kizim..> >>>>>>>
>> - Haldun Bey, sizin kiziniz olmasi tibben imkansiz. Ha
evlatlik > >>>>>>>ise>
>>>>>>> >>orasi>
>>>>>>> >> baska ama biyolojik babasi siz
olamazsiniz.> >>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
>> >> Haldun Bey, kendini yataga birakti ve gozlerini
kapadi.\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"Allahim >
>> >>>>>>>keske>
>>>>>>> >> canimi alsan da bu izdirabi bana
>>yasatmasaydin\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\" diye dua etti. > >>>>>>>O
sirada> >>>>>>> >> doktor, rutin
kontrollerini yaparak odadan ayrildi.> >>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> >>Aradan 2-3 gun gecti. Haldun Bey
yogun bakimdan cikmis bir odada> >>>>>>> >>
yatiyordu.> >>>>>>> >> Kendisiyle
gorusmeye gelen karisini kovmus hasta bakicinin her >
>>>>>>>gun> >>>>>>> >>
getirdigi gazetelere okumadan bos bos bakiyordu..>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>> >> O aksam hasta bakici yanina
geldi..> >>>>>>> >> - Bey amca nedir senin
derdin. Ne gelenin var ne gidenin. Gelen >
>>>>>>>herkezi> >>>>>>>
>>de> >>>>>>> >>
>>kovuyormussun zaten.> >>>>>>> >> -
Yok bisey.> >>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> >> - Yahu anlat da bilelim. Belki
bir yardimimiz dokunur..> >>>>>>> >> -
Bana kimse yardim edemez..> >>>>>>> >> -
Oyle deme be amca yaw.. Beterin beteri vardir. Allah olumlu >
>>>>>>>dert> >>>>>>> >>
vermesin..>
>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>> >> Haldun Bey bu lafin
uzerine artik
>>dayanamayarak patladi. Birkac >
>>>>>>>dakika> >>>>>>>
>> icinde hickira hickira 3 gun once basina gelen olaylari >
>>>>>>>gozyaslari> >>>>>>>
>> esliginde hasta bakiciya anlatti. Hastabakici olaylari >
>> >>>>>>>dinledikten>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
>>sonra..> >>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>> >>
>>-Gec be birader, ben de senin derdini dert zannetmistim.
dedi..> >>>>>>>
>> >> Haldun Bey saskin bir ifadeyle sorarcasina
hastabakicinin >
>> >>>>>>>yuzune>
>>>>>>> >> bakiyordu..>
>>>>>>> >>> >>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> >>
>> -Ben de senin derdini dert zannetmistim!.. Ya ben ne yapayim...
>
>> >>>>>>>diyerek>
>>>>>>> >> Haldun Bey\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'in kucagindaki
gazetenin spor
>>sayfasini acti ve > >>>>>>>hickirmaya>
>>>>>>> >> basladi:>
>>>>>>> >>>
>> >>>>>>> >> BEN
FENERBAHÇELIYIM!!!> >>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> >