once upon a time scientists were doing experiments about monkeys but during the experiment something went wrong and all male monkeys died. later scientists found a solution to save monkeys. solution was one female monkey is must f*cked by a male human. but there was no human living on the earth who can f*ck a monkey. the time was running out and they have to find a man to save monkeys. later scientists said that they will give 40000 dollars as a price who fucks the monkey. but even high price couldn't work because there was no man who can f*ck an ape. as their last hope scientists talked to a kurdish bus driver called keke .
scientist: hey keke how its going?
keke:ich kenne nicht deustch
scientist:but i am speaking english.
keke:okey okey tatava yapma. what the f*ck? what do you want from me?
scientist:i want you to do f*ck someone.
keke: who?
scientist:an ape. 40000 dollars.
keke:at the city square 2 pm, ok?
scientist:omg!? wtf!?anyway, ok keke see you there.
at 2pm keke wasnt at city square and 3 pm keke still wasnt at city square finally keke arrived city square at 4 pm.
scientist:where the f*ck are you? we have been waiting for you about 2 hours.
keke: sorry about delay. i had 20000 dollars at my bank account and i sold my bus for 20000 dollars. here is your 40000 dollars.

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