THE SIGN

Teacher: Why are you late, son?
Student: Because of the sign on the road.
Teacher: What type of a sign.
Student: The sign that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow!”.

THE ELEPHANT
A : Why are you crying?
B : The elephant is dead.
A : Was he your pet?
B: No, but I'm the one who must dig his grave.

THE CUP
Son : Why are all those people running?
Dad : They are running a race to get a cup.
Son : Who will get the cup?
Dad : The person who wins.
Son : Then why are all the others running?