warning

warning
if you are reading this then this warning is for you. every word you
read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. don't
you have other things to do? is your life so empty that you honestly
can't think of a better way to spend these moments? or are you so
impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who
claim it? do you read everything you're supposed to read? do you think
everything you're supposed to think? buy what you're told you should
want? get out of your apartment. meet a member of the opposite sex.
stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. quit your job. start a
fight. prove you're alive. if you don't claim your humanity you will
become a statistic.

you have been warned...

-deathstar