iyi derecede ingilizce bilenler yardım

Sen tam bir huur cocugusun kahkalarla güldüm duvarlara haykırdım :D
+i'm from turkey and i don't know english, this message has been translated by one of my engineer friends. i'm so idiotic so if you don't respond me i fully understand you.
+do they have beard and moustache lan o.ç hala guluyorum yazık degılmı cocuga sana ınanıp yollar şimdi bu bide

hello! i've been searching about abroad universities. i decided that latvia is an ideal and beautiful country for me. i want to sign up your international business and management division. may i learn necessery information and registration time? i'm from turkey and i don't know english, this message has been translated by one of my engineer friends. i'm so idiotic so if you don't respond me i fully understand you. when i came to your university how will i understand you? so please let me know about your girls, do they have beard and moustache? if they have please don't let me know because i'm going to throw up!
thanks from now,
yours sincerely.